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‘The lad from the army....’
Story Name - Colin Latham's Big Breakfast Surprise by Tracy Holmes Author - Tracy Holmes Premise - Colin Latham from ‘The Fugitive’ is having his breakfast with girlfriend and spots some familiar faces in the newspaper... .
Colin sitting at the table, wearing a bathrobe, finishing his bacon & eggs.
His girlfriend sitting opposite reading Vogue, sipping coffee.
Colin: "That was brilliant, cheers !"
He picks up the paper, turns the page and gasps, "Jesus ! Sue look, I know these guys !"
Zoom in on the picture showing the lads on Kenny's yacht. "I met them a few years back in Germany when I was on leave from the army."
Sue: "Were they in the army ?"
Colin: "No no, I was hitch-hiking and they gave me a lift. In fact this guy here, his name is Bomber, he said they were wanted by Interpol
in 8 countries. I thought he was joking. Says here they could be pay-roll robbers!"
Sue: "They look pretty shifty."
Colin: "Well they were working on a building site in Düsseldorf, all staying in a hut. Must have been a cover for their underworld lives. I
hung out with them for a couple of nights, god could they drink ! We had organized a darts match but it never happened for one reason or
other. Funny old world innit ?!"
Sue: "Funny the people you can bump into thats for sure. Last year, on holiday with me sister, we stopped in at Newcastle. We went to a
hair salon and I got my nails done. Anyway, when the manicurist went out the back, one of the hairdressers told me she was going out
with the head of the Geordie Mafia ! Dont know if it was true but ya never can tell."
Colin: "Yea so they say love, so they say !"
Sue finishes her coffee, "Want another cuppa tea ?"
Colin: "Please, I need another on the strength of this!"
The end.
