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‘The lad from the army....’

Story Name - Colin Latham's Big Breakfast Surprise by Tracy Holmes Author - Tracy Holmes Premise - Colin Latham from ‘The Fugitive’ is having his breakfast with girlfriend and spots some familiar faces in the newspaper... .
Colin sitting at the table, wearing a bathrobe, finishing his bacon & eggs. His girlfriend sitting opposite reading Vogue, sipping coffee. Colin: "That was brilliant, cheers !" He picks up the paper, turns the page and gasps, "Jesus ! Sue look, I know these guys !" Zoom in on the picture showing the lads on Kenny's yacht. "I met them a few years back in Germany when I was on leave from the army." Sue: "Were they in the army ?" Colin: "No no, I was hitch-hiking and they gave me a lift. In fact this guy here, his name is Bomber, he said they were wanted by Interpol in 8 countries. I thought he was joking. Says here they could be pay-roll robbers!" Sue: "They look pretty shifty." Colin: "Well they were working on a building site in Düsseldorf, all staying in a hut. Must have been a cover for their underworld lives. I hung out with them for a couple of nights, god could they drink ! We had organized a darts match but it never happened for one reason or other. Funny old world innit ?!" Sue: "Funny the people you can bump into thats for sure. Last year, on holiday with me sister, we stopped in at Newcastle. We went to a hair salon and I got my nails done. Anyway, when the manicurist went out the back, one of the hairdressers told me she was going out with the head of the Geordie Mafia ! Dont know if it was true but ya never can tell." Colin: "Yea so they say love, so they say !" Sue finishes her coffee, "Want another cuppa tea ?" Colin: "Please, I need another on the strength of this!" The end.