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- Tue Nov 17, 2015 2:01 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: ... and a sing song.
- Replies: 33
- Views: 4777
Re: ... and a sing song.
"'This 'ole House" would do for the team...
- Sun Nov 15, 2015 6:52 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Auf Pet Scenes in Real Life
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1855
Re: Auf Pet Scenes in Real Life
Aye, so yee say... 

- Sun Nov 15, 2015 5:18 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Auf Pet Scenes in Real Life
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1855
Re: Auf Pet Scenes in Real Life
Would ye like to re-phrase that, Gaffer?!?Auf Wiedersehen, Pet wrote:the little gadgie was looking for my knob in the back,

- Sun Nov 15, 2015 5:13 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Replace the Theme Tune.
- Replies: 10
- Views: 2209
Re: Replace the Theme Tune.
That would render the whole series unwatchable and we cannae have that.staveley wrote:House in the country by Blur for the Thornley Manor episodes.
Naffin' cockney mafia....
- Sun Nov 15, 2015 5:11 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: New Picture: The Lads in ASDA
- Replies: 20
- Views: 4427
Re: New Picture: The Lads in ASDA
That's not Gangsta gestures, he's playing 'Scissors, Paper, Stone'.terryleather wrote:Tim Spall making gangster gestures! A man ahead of his time.
Or mebbees it is Gangsta, i divvn't knaa, man.

- Sun Nov 15, 2015 4:10 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: happy birthday to ya, happy birthday!
- Replies: 10
- Views: 2203
Re: happy birthday to ya, happy birthday!
Diolch.
My grandad was Welsh, but died before i was born. Never knew me granda', me.
My grandad was Welsh, but died before i was born. Never knew me granda', me.
- Sun Nov 15, 2015 3:25 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Learnt a new language?
- Replies: 25
- Views: 3649
Re: Learnt a new language?
Thanks to AWP, i'm the only person who can converse with the Geordie fellow at work!
Why aye, canny lad like.
Why aye, canny lad like.
- Sun Nov 15, 2015 3:05 pm
- Forum: The Barley Mow
- Topic: Drinks - What's Yours?
- Replies: 78
- Views: 24026
Re: Drinks - What's Yours?
I have just invented the Aufpet Pint©! Bottle of Becks and a bottle of San Miguel in one of the German tankard things! Mixed and hurled doon ya neck! Divin't taste it like, just get it doon! the AufPet version of Snakebite : Half a pint of Becks, a generous splash of Newcastle Broon, topped up with...
- Sun Nov 15, 2015 2:54 pm
- Forum: The Barley Mow
- Topic: alf garnett dead
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1753
Re: alf garnett dead
Ironic that, I was arguing with a colleague on Friday as to whether he was still alive! We googled and I was right. Now i'm not...
- Sun Nov 15, 2015 2:53 pm
- Forum: The Barley Mow
- Topic: Tour of Duty
- Replies: 4
- Views: 1310
Re: Tour of Duty
Same here, just remember the 'Paint it Black' theme tune...
- Thu Nov 12, 2015 10:22 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: happy birthday to ya, happy birthday!
- Replies: 10
- Views: 2203
Re: happy birthday to ya, happy birthday!
Belated thanks, lads. Get a Schnapps down youse!
- Thu Nov 12, 2015 10:17 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Birthday Lee??
- Replies: 10
- Views: 2127
Re: Birthday Lee??
Got aboot the same amoont of hair
(not sure that makes any sense, just wanted to say it anyway)...
(not sure that makes any sense, just wanted to say it anyway)...
- Sun Nov 08, 2015 8:59 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Competition!
- Replies: 14
- Views: 2737
Re: Competition!
Bit late I know, but Moxey's "Don't they also use it to make women's tits bigger?" is among my faves...
- Sun Nov 08, 2015 8:53 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Are you sad it is over ?
- Replies: 10
- Views: 2201
Re: Are you sad it is over ?
Get the same feeling when reminiscing aboot football, me. Back then, deciding yee want to watch a game and rolling up an hoor or so before kick-off, dropping a few quid to stand on the terrace, and feeling a connection with those who were pling their trade in front of yous. Now, gan to a match requi...
- Sun Nov 08, 2015 8:48 pm
- Forum: General Chat
- Topic: Forum quiz?
- Replies: 451
- Views: 46268
Re: Forum quiz?
Or a caravan in Bridport? Scene of some right rancid goings-on, I cn tell you...