"'This 'ole House" would do for the team...

Aye, so yee say...

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet wrote:the little gadgie was looking for my knob in the back,

Would ye like to re-phrase that, Gaffer?!?

staveley wrote:House in the country by Blur for the Thornley Manor episodes.

That would render the whole series unwatchable and we cannae have that.

Naffin' cockney mafia....

terryleather wrote:Tim Spall making gangster gestures! A man ahead of his time.

That's not Gangsta gestures, he's playing 'Scissors, Paper, Stone'.

Or mebbees it is Gangsta, i divvn't knaa, man.

Diolch.

My grandad was Welsh, but died before i was born. Never knew me granda', me.

Thanks to AWP, i'm the only person who can converse with the Geordie fellow at work!

Why aye, canny lad like.

I have just invented the Aufpet Pint©! Bottle of Becks and a bottle of San Miguel in one of the German tankard things! Mixed and hurled doon ya neck! Divin't taste it like, just get it doon! the AufPet version of Snakebite : Half a pint of Becks, a generous splash of Newcastle Broon, topped up with...

Ironic that, I was arguing with a colleague on Friday as to whether he was still alive! We googled and I was right. Now i'm not...

Same here, just remember the 'Paint it Black' theme tune...

Belated thanks, lads. Get a Schnapps down youse!

Got aboot the same amoont of hair

(not sure that makes any sense, just wanted to say it anyway)...

Bit late I know, but Moxey's "Don't they also use it to make women's tits bigger?" is among my faves...

Get the same feeling when reminiscing aboot football, me. Back then, deciding yee want to watch a game and rolling up an hoor or so before kick-off, dropping a few quid to stand on the terrace, and feeling a connection with those who were pling their trade in front of yous. Now, gan to a match requi...

Or a caravan in Bridport? Scene of some right rancid goings-on, I cn tell you...