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by HerrPfister
Tue Nov 17, 2015 2:01 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: ... and a sing song.
Replies: 32
Views: 3236

Re: ... and a sing song.

"'This 'ole House" would do for the team...
by HerrPfister
Sun Nov 15, 2015 6:52 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Auf Pet Scenes in Real Life
Replies: 7
Views: 1184

Re: Auf Pet Scenes in Real Life

Aye, so yee say... :lol:
by HerrPfister
Sun Nov 15, 2015 5:18 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Auf Pet Scenes in Real Life
Replies: 7
Views: 1184

Re: Auf Pet Scenes in Real Life

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet wrote:the little gadgie was looking for my knob in the back,
Would ye like to re-phrase that, Gaffer?!? :oops:
by HerrPfister
Sun Nov 15, 2015 5:13 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Replace the Theme Tune.
Replies: 10
Views: 1554

Re: Replace the Theme Tune.

staveley wrote:House in the country by Blur for the Thornley Manor episodes.
That would render the whole series unwatchable and we cannae have that.

Naffin' cockney mafia....
by HerrPfister
Sun Nov 15, 2015 5:11 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: New Picture: The Lads in ASDA
Replies: 20
Views: 3000

Re: New Picture: The Lads in ASDA

terryleather wrote:Tim Spall making gangster gestures! A man ahead of his time.
That's not Gangsta gestures, he's playing 'Scissors, Paper, Stone'.

Or mebbees it is Gangsta, i divvn't knaa, man. :?
by HerrPfister
Sun Nov 15, 2015 4:10 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: happy birthday to ya, happy birthday!
Replies: 10
Views: 1439

Re: happy birthday to ya, happy birthday!

Diolch.

My grandad was Welsh, but died before i was born. Never knew me granda', me.
by HerrPfister
Sun Nov 15, 2015 3:25 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Learnt a new language?
Replies: 25
Views: 2607

Re: Learnt a new language?

Thanks to AWP, i'm the only person who can converse with the Geordie fellow at work!

Why aye, canny lad like.
by HerrPfister
Sun Nov 15, 2015 3:05 pm
Forum: The Barley Mow
Topic: Drinks - What's Yours?
Replies: 62
Views: 8392

Re: Drinks - What's Yours?

I have just invented the Aufpet Pint©! Bottle of Becks and a bottle of San Miguel in one of the German tankard things! Mixed and hurled doon ya neck! Divin't taste it like, just get it doon! the AufPet version of Snakebite : Half a pint of Becks, a generous splash of Newcastle Broon, topped up with...
by HerrPfister
Sun Nov 15, 2015 2:54 pm
Forum: The Barley Mow
Topic: alf garnett dead
Replies: 7
Views: 1200

Re: alf garnett dead

Ironic that, I was arguing with a colleague on Friday as to whether he was still alive! We googled and I was right. Now i'm not...
by HerrPfister
Sun Nov 15, 2015 2:53 pm
Forum: The Barley Mow
Topic: Tour of Duty
Replies: 4
Views: 908

Re: Tour of Duty

Same here, just remember the 'Paint it Black' theme tune...
by HerrPfister
Thu Nov 12, 2015 10:22 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: happy birthday to ya, happy birthday!
Replies: 10
Views: 1439

Re: happy birthday to ya, happy birthday!

Belated thanks, lads. Get a Schnapps down youse!
by HerrPfister
Thu Nov 12, 2015 10:17 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Birthday Lee??
Replies: 10
Views: 1482

Re: Birthday Lee??

Got aboot the same amoont of hair

(not sure that makes any sense, just wanted to say it anyway)...
by HerrPfister
Sun Nov 08, 2015 8:59 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Competition!
Replies: 14
Views: 1852

Re: Competition!

Bit late I know, but Moxey's "Don't they also use it to make women's tits bigger?" is among my faves...
by HerrPfister
Sun Nov 08, 2015 8:53 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Are you sad it is over ?
Replies: 10
Views: 1539

Re: Are you sad it is over ?

Get the same feeling when reminiscing aboot football, me. Back then, deciding yee want to watch a game and rolling up an hoor or so before kick-off, dropping a few quid to stand on the terrace, and feeling a connection with those who were pling their trade in front of yous. Now, gan to a match requi...
by HerrPfister
Sun Nov 08, 2015 8:48 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Forum quiz?
Replies: 451
Views: 32495

Re: Forum quiz?

Or a caravan in Bridport? Scene of some right rancid goings-on, I cn tell you...