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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Fri Feb 09, 2018 6:04 pm
Forum: Questions
Topic: Nurse Brenda
Replies: 17
Views: 257

Re: Nurse Brenda

Lou wrote:
Tue Feb 06, 2018 7:26 pm
Maybe she had a little job down the working mans club, strippin!
Stripping? For money?
by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Tue Jan 23, 2018 10:15 pm
Forum: Questions
Topic: Dennis age?
Replies: 5
Views: 180

Re: Dennis age?

Used to kick a ball about in his youth, canny swimmer.
by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Mon Jan 22, 2018 10:12 pm
Forum: Guten Tag!
Topic: Greetings from the Isle of Man
Replies: 6
Views: 218

Re: Greetings from the Isle of Man

He might have seen your little banner Lou, now just calm doon Pet!
by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Wed Jan 17, 2018 5:59 pm
Forum: Guten Tag!
Topic: Greetings from the Isle of Man
Replies: 6
Views: 218

Re: Greetings from the Isle of Man

It’s a canny programme like, one the greatest ever written. Great to have you join!
by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Mon Jan 15, 2018 11:08 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: remember this
Replies: 1
Views: 145

Re: remember this

If you scroll to the bottom you’ll see me ‘Lee From New Jersey’. Oh happy days!
by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Fri Dec 15, 2017 3:03 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: barley mow
Replies: 7
Views: 369

Re: barley mow

I’m a lot slimmer than The Oracle on Benidorm however....
by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Thu Nov 30, 2017 10:51 am
Forum: Filming Locations
Topic: Den & Veras Gaff 2017
Replies: 2
Views: 197

Den & Veras Gaff 2017

Thanks to our very own Gibbo42, we have brand new pictures of this location!

A view of the house we never saw and a view from the house as seen in episode one.
by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Thu Nov 30, 2017 8:34 am
Forum: Cock Up, Blunder Like.....
Topic: Things that make you go hmmm
Replies: 476
Views: 33241

Re: Things that make you go hmmm

Neville twice, why twice? In S1 he pulled his nose up about going to see Sunderland play Liege, but didn’t mind naffin off to the country to gan fishing. In S2, he didn’t want to travel to Washington to graft on that new leisure centre, but at the drop of a hat pissed off to destinations unknown for...
by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Wed Nov 22, 2017 3:04 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Even after 30+ years, I can still laugh!
Replies: 15
Views: 1625

Re: Even after 30+ years, I can still laugh!

Talking of cats.....
by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Wed Nov 22, 2017 1:11 pm
Forum: The Barley Mow
Topic: FLEA PIT !
Replies: 51
Views: 1679

Re: FLEA PIT !

I don’t want to piss you off even more, but nows the time to spray again and make sure no eggs have been laid in the carpet or similar. I’d probably keep up the vacuuming routine for a few weeks yet to make sure nothing hatches.
by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Sat Nov 04, 2017 8:59 am
Forum: The Barley Mow
Topic: FLEA PIT !
Replies: 51
Views: 1679

Re: FLEA PIT !

Countryside? Bloody hell!
by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Sat Nov 04, 2017 8:57 am
Forum: The Barley Mow
Topic: FLEA PIT !
Replies: 51
Views: 1679

Re: FLEA PIT !

Sadly Lou yes we’ve had it having cats who don’t even go out! We use Indorex Spray, it’s about £16 a can you can get it online cheaper, it’s pricey but it works. Cheap crap you buy in ASDA is useless, spend the money to get it done. Vacuum and spray, vacuum and spray like a lunatic! I’m allergic to ...
by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Wed Nov 01, 2017 10:32 pm
Forum: The Barley Mow
Topic: You know you’re getting old when.....
Replies: 8
Views: 299

You know you’re getting old when.....

You have to scroll back what seems a few hundred years to find your birth year when taking out life insurance....
by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Tue Oct 31, 2017 10:41 pm
Forum: The Barley Mow
Topic: Recommend Me Something To Watch!
Replies: 84
Views: 3897

Re: Recommend Me Something To Watch!

Just done Stranger Things Series 2 in a couple of days, absolutely love it.