do not be alarmed Doctor Not The Nine O Clock News, we are men of science

as Oz once said ......'just as long as we keep our nerve....'

Si wrote:Hmm, okay. 0-0.

Can still get promoted tomorrow.

Lets look on the bright side....

always tricky against those fighting or already down and have nothing to lose. We've got Wolves last match and i'm hoping they're safe by then if we need a result

saw one of the post Terry ones at work this morning....racked my brain who one of the charactors was...then it came to me it was Carlos (with a beard)

Sorry to all other footy fans, Me & Si have made it a bit of a Hull City thread no apology needed....greatest league in the world.....and at last the mighty Brighton And Hove Albion are above 'that lot' or as they are now known 'Crystal Palace Nil'. Its not over til the fat lass plays the piano but...

If I had to visit someone I didn't know in a bungalow on a nice little estate, no doubt miles from Hemel Hempstead train station. I'd at least make the taxi wait just to make sure someone was in......wouldn't you?

sadly Rashied Karapiet died last week, he wasn't well known to many, he played the Indian waiter in series 1 (the senior one, not the 'please' one!) however my wife and I both knew him on a personal level for many years

HerrPfister wrote:Sir James (seductively) : 'What barn?'

Neville quakes in his boots...

quality

Gary M wrote:Last time I watched it Tosh and Burnside were in it. And I think a tasty blonde pc called Polly. Whenever that was.

ah yes...she was also the lovely Debbie in 'Big Deal' in the early 80's. She was only about 15.....but it was 'alright' as I was only about that age myself!

when Bomber (in the Cross Keys) says something along the lines of "you're only the gaffer on site, you cant be responsible for the irresponsible actions,,,,,,etc, sounds like he's reading a narrative from a fortune cookie

Sammy Johnson is a noteable absentee, thought he played the part well and was no age at all (49 I believe). sad to read James Booth's name as a)I was a big fan and b)his year of birth and death is the same as my father.

they say its not possible to sneeze in the shower, in the same token it is not humanly possible to sing along to the original version of this song without inserting the lyrics "....she gans ta graft an comes back a geen..."

who said that?



apologies if already covered on here

Nev was right, nothing but trouble with mine, seriously

poor ol Bomber....fell off a ladder this morning for about the 87th time