My favourite is 'Back With The Boys Again', one of the best TV theme songs ever in my opinion. 'The Seven Again' is my second favourite.

"He coulda been at the bread y'know, the rat.".

Cowboys.

"I know all about your reputation and I couldn't give a monkeys chuff!".

Sunderland.

Not only is that offensive to women in general and my Hazel in particular, it's also a load of piggin' garbage!

Nominate: Dennis

They had, what you say, a whip it out.

Nominate: Oz

Jessop.

Union card.

"Shut yer yap man yer snivelling little get!".

Official workers.

Not a lover of cockneys then eh?

Nominate: Oz

In the end scene of 'Cowboys' before the fight with Ally's men, I love Harry's line as he sees the Jag driving towards the manor; "I think the boys from the brown stuff have just showed up". I don't know why it makes me laugh so much, I usually rewind it a couple of times just so I can hear it again.

The bloke from the brewery who loved Duran Duran.

Mercenaries.