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by 936trt
Sat Sep 22, 2018 12:02 pm
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: The Wonders of Oz
Replies: 106
Views: 3970

Re: The Wonders of Oz

Detlef 'phones Pru. Detlef: " Hi Pru I can't get hold of Nev he's not picking up for some reason." Pru : " Yes he's along the coast and it has poor reception up there. Can I help? " Detlef : " I'm afraid it's bad news Pru, but I must be quick as the police are waiting, Debbie was kidnapped sometime ...
by 936trt
Sun Sep 16, 2018 3:02 pm
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: The Wonders of Oz
Replies: 106
Views: 3970

Re: The Wonders of Oz

Debbie dropped Dennis off outside Dr. Roebuck's Clinic as she and Dagmar were heading off on their shopping expedition. Dagmar: " Now Dennis don't forget if you really ,really want picking up earlier 'phone me and we'll come back so you can help us damage this credit card. See you ." The waiting roo...
by 936trt
Thu Sep 13, 2018 1:03 pm
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: The Wonders of Oz
Replies: 106
Views: 3970

Re: The Wonders of Oz

Dennis and Dagmar are looking out to sea and enjoying a drink in the afternoon sun. Dennis : " Dear me ,I'm knackered pet. We must have walked bloody miles this morning." Dagmar : " Dennis we were on a bus tour. You do remember saying let's get the Miami highlights out of the way ?" Dennis: " Aye .W...
by 936trt
Sun Sep 09, 2018 11:16 am
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: The Wonders of Oz
Replies: 106
Views: 3970

Re: The Wonders of Oz

Barry was intrigued. He had just agreed to meet with Kenny Ames on the Sara Victoria later that morning. The agenda for their get together was "their joint future". Barry's jocular rejoinder that Tatiana would be unhappy with the competition fell flat. It was another sunny day and Barry was perspiri...
by 936trt
Fri Sep 07, 2018 11:01 am
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: The Wonders of Oz
Replies: 106
Views: 3970

Re: The Wonders of Oz

Kenny is in the flat and having a second coffee. Kenny : " So you feel more comfortable now you know why I'm here; should I call you Kenneth or Alfred ?" Braun : " I haven't used my given name for years ,but you can call me Al . " Kenny : " Like in the song ,ok. I explained why I came here , will yo...
by 936trt
Fri Sep 07, 2018 8:57 am
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: The Wonders of Oz
Replies: 106
Views: 3970

Re: The Wonders of Oz

Kenny Brown had to apply more than a little of his experience to track down his namesake. There were many Braun's to look at and in trying to keep it low key he made minimal use of computerised records. Eventually a search for staff on part time contracts gave him two addresses for one Kenneth Braun...
by 936trt
Tue Sep 04, 2018 1:03 pm
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: The Wonders of Oz
Replies: 106
Views: 3970

Re: The Wonders of Oz

Chris had been digesting therecent revelation about Braun /Pfister. While sorting a seat for Detlef on a company jet headed for Madrid he had made a number of discreet enquiries about Kenneth Braun only to find he had taken advantage of a company plan allowing part time work. Constantly worried abou...
by 936trt
Fri Aug 31, 2018 1:35 pm
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: The Wonders of Oz
Replies: 106
Views: 3970

Re: The Wonders of Oz

Oz and Vicky have returned to the castle and an exuberant Kenny Ames. Kenny: " So my friend, have you returned fresh,invigorated and ready to take on the world?" Oz : " In a word Kenny, no I am none of those. But I am going to try , I'll get back on the horse as they say ,or whatever and do the best...
by 936trt
Tue Aug 28, 2018 1:01 pm
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: The Wonders of Oz
Replies: 106
Views: 3970

Re: The Wonders of Oz

Up at Father Ben's retreat Vicky is giving Oz an ear bashing. Vicky : " Oz you idiot, what were you playing at, you could have died from exposure? " Oz : " Oh you know ,feeling a bit sorry for myself and then thinking the shambles with Ofelia is all my fault . " Vicky : " Oz you might have been a se...
by 936trt
Mon Aug 27, 2018 1:30 pm
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: The Wonders of Oz
Replies: 106
Views: 3970

Re: The Wonders of Oz

After Pru had gone, Dagmar 'phoned Detlef and told him of her conversation and the final question posed by Pru. Dagmar: " She wondered if there may be anything from your previous investigation that might help ,perhaps other family members or friends? " Detlef : " There are no other family members ,I...
by 936trt
Fri Aug 24, 2018 11:06 am
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: The Wonders of Oz
Replies: 106
Views: 3970

Re: The Wonders of Oz

Pru is talking with Dagmar over coffee . Pru: " I don't know how, but Kenny knows that Chris and Barbara are an item." Dagmar: " I guess something like this was always going to become public knowledge sooner or later. Dennis never mentioned anything, but coincidentally Detlef told me a few days ago ...
by 936trt
Sat Aug 18, 2018 12:53 pm
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: The Wonders of Oz
Replies: 106
Views: 3970

Re: The Wonders of Oz

After saying goodbye to Bobby and the crew Kenny went back up to the castle, Barry returned to the office for an update with Tatiana and Dagmar, and Moxey under Chrissy's wing ,went to the nearest hospital before going home. Kenny found a lot of messages waiting and worked through them while Helga p...
by 936trt
Mon Aug 13, 2018 1:08 pm
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: The Wonders of Oz
Replies: 106
Views: 3970

Re: The Wonders of Oz

Chrissy and Moxey are on deck talking with Wyman. Wyman : " Well we'll be back in Spain before too long. Have you any plans Mox? " Moxey: " You know I fancy a holiday in Scotland. Me and Guy had a great time kayaking, trouble is I don't think me nails will be grown for a good few weeks yet. " Chriss...
by 936trt
Mon Aug 13, 2018 10:50 am
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: The Wonders of Oz
Replies: 106
Views: 3970

Re: The Wonders of Oz

Living in the castle has made me soft thought Oz, as he saw the primitive facilities in the lodge. In fact since joining the OED he realised most of his accommodation had been luxury compared to this . By the following day he realised he was talking to himself more and more so he made an effort to t...
by 936trt
Fri Aug 10, 2018 1:34 pm
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: The Wonders of Oz
Replies: 106
Views: 3970

Re: The Wonders of Oz

Chrissy and Moxey are alone in her cabin. Chrissy: " I must tell you this has been the worst few days I've had since I don't know when. I know it can't compare with what you've been through but ..." Moxey: " I know what you mean pet , there was a point when I thought I might not get to see you again...