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by Lou
Fri Jan 19, 2018 5:37 pm
Forum: Guten Tag!
Topic: Greetings from the Isle of Man
Replies: 5
Views: 79

Re: Greetings from the Isle of Man

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet wrote:
Wed Jan 17, 2018 5:59 pm
It’s a canny programme like, one the greatest ever written. Great to have you join!
Bloody hell, 21!
This ones gonna need wet nursing!
by Lou
Fri Jan 19, 2018 5:32 pm
Forum: The Barley Mow
Topic: What's everyone eating rn?
Replies: 10
Views: 95

Re: What's everyone eating rn?

Hedley Irwin wrote:
Thu Jan 18, 2018 4:58 pm
Is that like Albert rn?
I think he's mates with Albert Divorce-Proceedings.
Ooh we are awful!
by Lou
Fri Jan 19, 2018 5:30 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Talking Pet In Real Life
Replies: 611
Views: 50537

Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

The husband has been ill all week, he got into bed last night and did this feeble cough three times. He sounded exactly like Helmut's dad so I or course had to get in "rauchen its nicht gut fur zie!"
by Lou
Fri Jan 19, 2018 1:19 pm
Forum: The Barley Mow
Topic: What's everyone eating rn?
Replies: 10
Views: 95

Re: What's everyone eating rn?

A cup of coffee a hot cross bun and six hobnobs.
by Lou
Thu Jan 18, 2018 6:22 pm
Forum: The Barley Mow
Topic: What's everyone eating rn?
Replies: 10
Views: 95

Re: What's everyone eating rn?

Whos he!? Haha!I think were gonna have some fun with this young whipper snapper Hedley.......
by Lou
Thu Jan 18, 2018 6:20 pm
Forum: Questions
Topic: Dennis age?
Replies: 2
Views: 32

Re: Dennis' age?

Tracy wrote:
Thu Jan 18, 2018 6:01 pm
Too much booze, too many fags. :cry:
Aye ans he's got about the same amount of hair as Yul Brynner!
by Lou
Wed Jan 17, 2018 3:22 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Auf Pet actors in other TV shows.
Replies: 96
Views: 13946

Re: Auf Pet actors in other TV shows.

"Where do we eat in Newcastle" copper in classic coronation street right now on itv 3 playing the bloke from the brewery
by Lou
Tue Jan 16, 2018 3:08 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Forum Signature Banners
Replies: 270
Views: 37782

Re: Forum Signature Banners

Port Jack Chippy wrote:
Tue Jan 16, 2018 3:03 pm
I'm cool with it : )
It's ok I'm just quoting from the show. You'll get used to it with us lot.!
by Lou
Tue Jan 16, 2018 2:58 pm
Forum: The Barley Mow
Topic: Recommend Me Something To Watch!
Replies: 76
Views: 3313

Re: Recommend Me Something To Watch!

I'm watching re runs of Game On at the moment. Still makes me giggle.
by Lou
Tue Jan 16, 2018 2:55 pm
Forum: Characters
Topic: favourite character
Replies: 52
Views: 8025

Re: favourite character

Aye, the prince of trivia our Barry......
by Lou
Tue Jan 16, 2018 2:54 pm
Forum: Guten Tag!
Topic: Greetings from the Isle of Man
Replies: 5
Views: 79

Re: Greetings from the Isle of Man

Welcome to our hut ! Escape is impossible , for you tommy, the war is over!
by Lou
Tue Jan 16, 2018 2:52 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Forum Signature Banners
Replies: 270
Views: 37782

Re: Forum Signature Banners

Port Jack Chippy wrote:
Tue Jan 16, 2018 11:31 am
I'll have one too please Tim.

Moxy on the left, and the quote about only understanding Biryani.
Are you the one who wants the doings? It'll cost yer........ :lol:
by Lou
Tue Jan 16, 2018 12:33 pm
Forum: The Barley Mow
Topic: Recommend Me Something To Watch!
Replies: 76
Views: 3313

Re: Recommend Me Something To Watch!

That Michelle so reminds me of me when I was at school. Looks attitude the lot.
by Lou
Mon Jan 15, 2018 5:26 pm
Forum: The Barley Mow
Topic: You know you’re getting old when.....
Replies: 8
Views: 221

Re: You know you’re getting old when.....

Not sure Tracy but her costumes were very saucy. I think you would approve!
by Lou
Sun Jan 14, 2018 10:56 am
Forum: The Barley Mow
Topic: You know you’re getting old when.....
Replies: 8
Views: 221

Re: You know you’re getting old when.....

You go and see The Best of Wham! To try and recapture your youth and all the cast members are younger than you....... George Michael looked about 19 so it felt totally wrong ogling him.Totally depressing.......by the way, Wham! Got together 37 years ago, just to make you feel even older.....