In the Humber estuary are two WW1 derelict forts (called Bull and Haile) out at sea, but but 2 miles from the land, there has been talk of doing them up for ages. Ally Fraser fancies a retreat where he can be away from the law, so get the lads to do one up, helicopter landing pad, like something a B...

Yes, couldn't chose who was the best 'villain' - him or Fraser? Both played their parts very well

In one of the early episodes Dennis shows his football shooting skill when he kicks an old builders bucket on his way back to the hut. I've tried it myself, the trick is to get the top of the foot in line with the side of the bucket so the impact is spread over the whole of the foot, but still you c...

Brenda and Dennis's girlfriend getting excited about a cheap looking yellow T shirt back in Ally Frasers villa.

Post office robbery getting headline news.

parents had been married for 25 years

Kenny Aimes

I can just imagine the lads in the US, just finishing the bridge, when they get news of Trump being elected President.... would make a great fan fiction, could start something like this...' Dennis: Look lads, I don't think we should be packing our bags just yet, there's a chance we might get this jo...

I've had a look, and yes, there are no trousers on Bomber. Very funny the way he scratches his backside as he leaves. Bombers a big lad, needs a big pair of trousers.

LOU, Which episode is it, at Thornley Manor?

What pity that scene was not used. I can just see Dennis with a huge grin on his face as he delivers the last line.

It was very funny, there are going to be remakes of Hancock and Steptoe, and it leads to the inevitable question, one which we've had a few times on the forum before I'm sure, that is there a chance of them re making AWP? I don't think they could get away with a one episope remake, maybe a minimum o...

I'm off to Majorca soon, if its available there I'll give it a try.

Enjoyed that, especially as its so hot today. I have to read these using, in my head, the characters accents. Wish I'd thought of that as a topic as well.

Hope you like this, let me have your comments, my first attempt. Eu in or out? Scene 1. The lads are in the drawing room at Thornelly Manor, relaxing with a few cans of beer after a hard days graft. Its the 22th of June, the eve of the EU referendum Dennis: Right, I've squared it with Ally Fraser an...

I enjoyed this post, a great bit of fiction.