Totally agree with you Lou, I went into a shop last year, it was unbelievable, I actually felt sick. If that's what it means to be part of civilised society I'll sit on my verandah and talk to my chickens thank-you!

I could imagine what Oz would say about this pokemon shite.....

I could have voted, they hassled me to vote. But I live in Australia and I didn't think it right that someone who no longer lives in the UK should be able to vote. That decision belongs to the people who live there.

Bugger got the dementia creeping up on me already

Turn doon the bloody mixer man, I canna hear meself type

AC/DC, Styx, Madness and Kim Wilde's alright and her records aren't too bad either

Don't strangle me if this has been asked before. Just wondering who and when in the AWP series actually says 'auf wiedersehen pet'? Dennis said it to a nurse when Hedley is in the hospital springs to mind. Must be heaps of others. Seems an obvious question for you jammy arabs.

Beyond jealous, only Newcastle near me is north of Sydney

Lee, how about giving Barry a 'Oz quote tee' Would be a canny gesture like

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Canna believe it man. The boilers are hot to trot for the auld silver foxes n here's me just bought 5 gallons of just for men.

How about the 'howay kettle' scene Lee man. On second thoughts divn't bother, a kettle takes longer than 6.5 sec to boil, especially in Dusseldorf in winter.

Wonder if he gets to say 'howay kettle'

They'll probably be in the Bell and Dragon, drinking penis coladas til dawn.

I bet Dennis wished he never told Dagmar. "You're a bonny lass, let your hair grow pet"......