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Minor Characters' Quotes

Last post by Breaking Away « Tue Jul 05, 2022 8:23 am
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by Hedley Irwin » Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:19 pm » in Quotes
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Trev: At least you've got each other. The Magnificent Two

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Do you like sports Barry?
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Tue Jul 05, 2022 8:23 am
Series 4 Minor Character Quotes

Last post by Musta bin Elbowed « Tue Jul 05, 2022 3:12 am
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by Tracy » Thu Jun 06, 2013 10:24 pm » in Quotes
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Thought that was you, ya mad Geordie tosser !

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Stuart's a little PRICK!
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Tue Jul 05, 2022 3:12 am
Oz Quotes

Last post by Musta bin Elbowed « Tue Jul 05, 2022 2:39 am
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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Tue Jan 08, 2013 7:50 pm » in Quotes
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Come on Arthur! Get the door open man! We've only got 1 hour and 59 minutes drinking left!....

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Tank! He's a big bugger eh? If I'd had a saddle I could have ridden him yem.
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Last post by Musta bin Elbowed
Tue Jul 05, 2022 2:39 am
Barry

Last post by Musta bin Elbowed « Tue Jul 05, 2022 2:37 am
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by Lou » Mon May 05, 2014 11:47 am » in Quotes

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I'll have another fundadore, por favour!

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I'm sure it'll come back to me. Like having sex with a fish on a bicycle.

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Last post by Musta bin Elbowed
Tue Jul 05, 2022 2:37 am
Wyman quotes

Last post by Musta bin Elbowed « Tue Jul 05, 2022 2:32 am
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by Hedley Irwin » Tue Jan 08, 2013 11:43 pm » in Quotes
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I'd go out with you in a flash, only Tina's got nicer knockers

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The best advice I can give is steer clear of clothes. They're always either the wrong size or the wrong colour so just nnnugh.
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Last post by Musta bin Elbowed
Tue Jul 05, 2022 2:32 am
Bomber Quotes

Last post by Musta bin Elbowed « Tue Jul 05, 2022 2:27 am
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by AWP Corsa Tim » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:06 pm » in Quotes
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It is my mother tongue my dear, spoke it all my life!

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Sex, salsa and cigars. Bomber can't wait!
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Tue Jul 05, 2022 2:27 am
Neville Quotes

Last post by Musta bin Elbowed « Tue Jul 05, 2022 2:25 am
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by AWP Corsa Tim » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:09 pm » in Quotes
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Is this you?.. B. Hope..
Brenda: Well its not Bob Hope!

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We always stood in those days. At the... Stretford end?
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Tue Jul 05, 2022 2:25 am
The Last Gig

Last post by 936trt « Mon Jul 04, 2022 9:56 am
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by 936trt » Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:44 am » in Fan Fiction
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Barry and Naomi are relaxing in Kenny Ames’ mountain lodge, and Barry has decided to make a jug of mojito’s as “it would save time.”

Naomi :” So Kenny reckons this place is as safe as anywhere?”

Barry :”Absolutely.He has a reasoned basis for...

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Pru was very pleased and confided that she was so relieved they had arrived ,giving them all a hug in turn.

Dennis :” So where is the man in question Pru?” She looked heavenward and shook her head.

Pru :”At a guess I’d say he’ll be down in...
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Mon Jul 04, 2022 9:56 am
Wayne Quotes

Last post by Breaking Away « Mon Jul 04, 2022 7:41 am
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by AWP Corsa Tim » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:02 pm » in Quotes
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Mr. Arthur, Tiger Pringle.. This is your life!

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I think you've got the wrong game mate
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Last post by Breaking Away
Mon Jul 04, 2022 7:41 am
Moxey Quotes

Last post by Breaking Away « Mon Jul 04, 2022 7:35 am
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by AWP Corsa Tim » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:10 pm » in Quotes
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I didnt go to Rent-a-name you know, could hardly call myself fffff.. FitzHerbert Carruthers..

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I need a piss
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Last post by Breaking Away
Mon Jul 04, 2022 7:35 am
Brenda Quotes

Last post by Breaking Away « Mon Jul 04, 2022 7:32 am
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by RHill » Thu Apr 11, 2013 5:02 pm » in Quotes
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Look!! You're spilling your tea, Neville

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Who are you talking too?
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Last post by Breaking Away
Mon Jul 04, 2022 7:32 am
Dennis Quotes

Last post by Breaking Away « Mon Jul 04, 2022 7:30 am
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by AWP Corsa Tim » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:05 pm » in Quotes
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He was only gan for a Tandoori Chicken!!

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Ya didn't look too delectable yourself Norma
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Last post by Breaking Away
Mon Jul 04, 2022 7:30 am
Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life, philosophical/religious facts, theories etc.

Last post by 936trt « Sat Jul 02, 2022 7:54 pm
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by vefaa » Sat May 07, 2022 2:20 am » in The Barley Mow

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Practical Explanation ( For Example ) :- `1st of all can you tell me every single seconds detail from that time when you born ?? ( i need every seconds detail ?? that what- what you have thought and done on every single second )

can you tell me...

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There's a reason he's still an apprentice....

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Last post by 936trt
Sat Jul 02, 2022 7:54 pm
Talking Pet In Real Life

Last post by staveley « Fri Jul 01, 2022 9:30 am
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by peng50 » Tue Apr 16, 2013 9:36 am » in General Chat
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Must admit for years I've always uttered those famous words I'm Home Pet
whenever I walked through the front door.

Also made the Oz Whoo Hoo Hoo noise as I've jumped in the swimming pool
with the kids on Holidays

Said Donkey Shite to me mates...

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I was in Spain few weeks ago and planned a day trip to Gibraltar and the missus was saying we could see the apes, gardens etc and I said, like Bomber did when they planned their trip '.....and English ale.'

I've been waiting for someone, somewhere,...
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