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by Hallwood
Sat Jan 12, 2013 2:42 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Ally Fraser Quotes
Replies: 281
Views: 48575

Re: Ally Fraser Quotes

Oh aye? I suppose that's your wee bonus, is it?
by Hallwood
Sat Jan 12, 2013 12:00 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Minor Characters' Quotes
Replies: 766
Views: 86398

Re: Minor Characters' Quotes

They were bleedin' demolishin' the place when we were there.
by Hallwood
Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:12 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Minor Characters' Quotes
Replies: 766
Views: 86398

Re: Minor Characters' Quotes

Yeah..me and Derrick Greenwell are going to sign-up together. Wheres this from? Series 1, when Dennis goes back to Newcastle to sort out the divorce, he's round at Vera's house before he leaves for Germany, and Vera's new boyfriend is taking the kids to the countryside for the day. Dennis' son come...
by Hallwood
Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:08 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Oz Quotes
Replies: 891
Views: 100737

Re: Oz Quotes

"rauss, rauss, schnell, schnell!"
by Hallwood
Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:07 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Minor Characters' Quotes
Replies: 766
Views: 86398

Re: Minor Characters' Quotes

I have heard of zis English love of gardening, but I did not think I vould see it on a German building site! You may continue wiz your vork.
by Hallwood
Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:30 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Wayne Quotes
Replies: 468
Views: 57815

Re: Wayne Quotes

This place reminds me very much of my gaff in Tilbury; 'cept you ain't got the pong from the lino factory 'ere.
by Hallwood
Thu Jan 10, 2013 2:10 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Wayne Quotes
Replies: 468
Views: 57815

Re: Wayne Quotes

Ah wouldn't jump a mate's bird, not at two in the afternoon.
by Hallwood
Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:45 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Very Exciting News!
Replies: 29
Views: 6120

Re: Very Exciting News!

Overtime the neet, eh, Dennis?
by Hallwood
Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:43 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Ally Fraser Quotes
Replies: 281
Views: 48575

Re: Ally Fraser Quotes

If Faye Dunaway played chess like you, Vicky, she'd be lucky to get a goodnight kiss.
by Hallwood
Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:38 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Barry Quotes
Replies: 620
Views: 76322

Re: Barry Quotes

Everybody's got to be somewhere, sir.
by Hallwood
Wed Jan 09, 2013 6:47 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Oz Quotes
Replies: 891
Views: 100737

Re: Oz Quotes

Dennis: What's the hold up?
Oz: Nah, I don't think that's one of Merle's. Sounds more like Johnny Cash.
by Hallwood
Wed Jan 09, 2013 12:57 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Wyman quotes
Replies: 34
Views: 5630

Re: Wyman quotes

[When telling the lads he can guess anyone's taste in music]

Bomber: What about me?
Wyman: That's easy; Abba and Acker Bilk!
by Hallwood
Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:10 am
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Dennis Quotes
Replies: 492
Views: 62571

Re: Dennis Quotes

If anyone's ganna end up in intensive care, it's ganna be me!
by Hallwood
Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:07 am
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Oz Quotes
Replies: 891
Views: 100737

Re: Oz Quotes

There's never been a shirtlifter in the Osbourne family, and we can trace wor lineage back to the Second World War!
by Hallwood
Tue Jan 08, 2013 10:17 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Moxey Quotes
Replies: 409
Views: 38457

Re: Moxey Quotes

I haven't got any darts...