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by Hallwood
Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:16 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Oz Quotes
Replies: 891
Views: 117654

Re: Oz Quotes

Man in club: What sort of work is it you do for Mr Fraser?
Oz: We're his legal advisers.
by Hallwood
Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:46 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Minor Characters' Quotes
Replies: 766
Views: 115460

Re: Minor Characters' Quotes

Running, running, running, running...
by Hallwood
Sun Jan 13, 2013 11:12 am
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Oz Quotes
Replies: 891
Views: 117654

Re: Oz Quotes

Well, I'll try and put it another way. Ye kna when footballers get to a certain age, they've got to slow their game doon? But they seem to get to be better players, cos of the experience, ye kna? Like Johnny Giles; Leeds and Eire. I feel like I've been playin' with someone like him for 90 minutes th...
by Hallwood
Sun Jan 13, 2013 11:08 am
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Oz Quotes
Replies: 891
Views: 117654

Re: Oz Quotes

We were lying aboot on a beach somewhere, rolling in the surf. An' she was makin' these ecstatic moanin' noises...

Wayne: And yer toolbag's driftin' out to sea...
by Hallwood
Sat Jan 12, 2013 9:18 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Bomber Quotes
Replies: 424
Views: 77330

Re: Bomber Quotes

You know who Bomber used to like? Yana. Remember Yana, Dennis?
by Hallwood
Sat Jan 12, 2013 2:45 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Minor Characters' Quotes
Replies: 766
Views: 115460

Re: Minor Characters' Quotes

Lass that Oz pulls: I work in the brewery.
Moxey: Heavy work, that.
Lass that Oz pulls: Why, in the office, like.
by Hallwood
Sat Jan 12, 2013 2:42 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Ally Fraser Quotes
Replies: 281
Views: 70686

Re: Ally Fraser Quotes

Oh aye? I suppose that's your wee bonus, is it?
by Hallwood
Sat Jan 12, 2013 12:00 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Minor Characters' Quotes
Replies: 766
Views: 115460

Re: Minor Characters' Quotes

They were bleedin' demolishin' the place when we were there.
by Hallwood
Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:12 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Minor Characters' Quotes
Replies: 766
Views: 115460

Re: Minor Characters' Quotes

Yeah..me and Derrick Greenwell are going to sign-up together. Wheres this from? Series 1, when Dennis goes back to Newcastle to sort out the divorce, he's round at Vera's house before he leaves for Germany, and Vera's new boyfriend is taking the kids to the countryside for the day. Dennis' son come...
by Hallwood
Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:08 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Oz Quotes
Replies: 891
Views: 117654

Re: Oz Quotes

"rauss, rauss, schnell, schnell!"
by Hallwood
Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:07 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Minor Characters' Quotes
Replies: 766
Views: 115460

Re: Minor Characters' Quotes

I have heard of zis English love of gardening, but I did not think I vould see it on a German building site! You may continue wiz your vork.
by Hallwood
Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:30 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Wayne Quotes
Replies: 468
Views: 82701

Re: Wayne Quotes

This place reminds me very much of my gaff in Tilbury; 'cept you ain't got the pong from the lino factory 'ere.
by Hallwood
Thu Jan 10, 2013 2:10 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Wayne Quotes
Replies: 468
Views: 82701

Re: Wayne Quotes

Ah wouldn't jump a mate's bird, not at two in the afternoon.
by Hallwood
Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:45 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Very Exciting News!
Replies: 29
Views: 7216

Re: Very Exciting News!

Overtime the neet, eh, Dennis?
by Hallwood
Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:43 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Ally Fraser Quotes
Replies: 281
Views: 70686

Re: Ally Fraser Quotes

If Faye Dunaway played chess like you, Vicky, she'd be lucky to get a goodnight kiss.