[When telling the lads he can guess anyone's taste in music]

Bomber: What about me?
Wyman: That's easy; Abba and Acker Bilk!

If anyone's ganna end up in intensive care, it's ganna be me!

There's never been a shirtlifter in the Osbourne family, and we can trace wor lineage back to the Second World War!

I haven't got any darts...

Oz: Last time I went, I told Marjorie I was gannin oot to buy the Sporting Chronicle. Three month I was away that time.
Nev: What did she say when you got back?
Oz: What won the 4:30?

Us carpenters call it luncheon.

For you, Tommy, ze war is over!

Call me Tiger!

Still, as he's gone, I may as well have his bed.

[The lads look at him, incredulously]

Well, there's no point in paying for another room!

Bomber's ready, Bomber's away!

I think there were so few episodes of series 3 and 4 because the quality would have suffered if it was stretched out over 13 episodes. I really liked series 3 when it was first shown, and I still watch it on DVD occasionally. Series 4, not so much. The whole idea of Neville being a spy was a bit too...

EastEnders started in February 1985.

Neville at the doctors in Germany: I hit a door
German woman (can't remember her name): You HIT a DOOR?
Neville: Aw, I was trying to hit a friend.

I usually watch every episode about once a year. I first started watching it in the late 1980s/early 1990s on Grampian TV when it was edited to half hour episodes and shown in an early evening slot. In 2002, I started watching repeats of it on Men & Motors, then bought the DVD box sets, and haven't ...