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by Tracy
Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:51 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Oz Quotes
Replies: 891
Views: 130367

Re: Oz Quotes

Fly ya cuzin Martin doon, why doont ya, EH !!!
by Tracy
Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:20 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Minor Characters' Quotes
Replies: 766
Views: 126135

Re: Minor Characters' Quotes

Do have a lavatory ?
by Tracy
Fri Jan 18, 2013 9:07 am
Forum: Guten Tag!
Topic: Hello
Replies: 7
Views: 1634

Re: Hello

Youre right all along Pal, this is your hut !
by Tracy
Fri Jan 18, 2013 8:39 am
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Quotes Page
Replies: 24
Views: 6109

Re: Quotes Page

Cannot be the Jehovah's Witnesses, we had them last night !
by Tracy
Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:55 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Auf Wiedersehen, Pet set in 1980.
Replies: 18
Views: 4116

Re: Auf Wiedersehen, Pet set in 1980.

aaahhh right, sorry about that !!! Better have another Schnapps here Adolf !
by Tracy
Thu Jan 17, 2013 10:15 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Auf Wiedersehen, Pet set in 1980.
Replies: 18
Views: 4116

Re: Auf Wiedersehen, Pet set in 1980.

Falklands !!!
by Tracy
Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:49 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Recycled lines/gags
Replies: 20
Views: 4445

Re: Recycled lines/gags

Oh yes, the 'Rule Britannia' song, they sing it again in Arizona ! YeeHaa...
by Tracy
Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:31 pm
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Recycled lines/gags
Replies: 20
Views: 4445

Re: Recycled lines/gags

Sure does! Its on the video 'What ever happened to.'
by Tracy
Thu Jan 17, 2013 8:59 am
Forum: Characters
Topic: Barry Spencer Taylor
Replies: 15
Views: 22260

Re: Barry Spencer Taylor

As you can see, my favourite line is on me banner. However there are just so many classics to choose from; "Its got a better air init." "Skirt?" "Thats the last time Im going on the pull with you!" "But your not me are you! And yours is the last advise I'd ask for thank you Wayne Norriss !"
by Tracy
Thu Jan 17, 2013 4:42 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Ali's Henchmen
Replies: 13
Views: 3333

Re: Ali's Henchmen

Yup, all those thugs in Ally's 4 seater "lovely motor squire!" Taking on The Magnificent 7, Harry guesting for Barry. Well lets be honest, you cant include B-B-B Barry in this one can ya?! But it is a great piece of fun especially Bomber dealing to Bazz in true wrestling style and Oz running over th...
by Tracy
Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:21 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Jimmy Nail question on Mastermind
Replies: 48
Views: 10334

Re: Jimmy Nail question on Mastermind

Question 10 I answer, 'Spenidorm' !
Question 14 I answer, number 1.
Question 16 I pass.
Yes, I can hear you all now, "You great Pillick !!!"
by Tracy
Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:44 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Sod Gibralter mate, Im gettin me rocks off here!
Replies: 7
Views: 2316

Sod Gibralter mate, Im gettin me rocks off here!

Maybe this should be in the 'Scene Cut?' section but I find this rather strange; Bomber, Wayne and Oz pull into the Marbella Club. Wayne's quote gets us started. So after Oz's altercation with Colonel Blimp, Ally and Vicki try to sneak out. But 'Pepe' stops them and says, "Your friend by the pool. H...
by Tracy
Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:14 am
Forum: Characters
Topic: Favourite lines
Replies: 14
Views: 10072

Re: Favourite lines

My favourite Tiger Pringle line in a word; drum roll.... "CAROL !!!"
by Tracy
Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:59 am
Forum: General Chat
Topic: Bomber in If I Were A Carpenter
Replies: 4
Views: 4683

Re: Bomber in If I Were A Carpenter

Aye, thats our Bomber! All sober and good intentions aside, as soon as he gets a wod of cash, it throws him off kilter, yourll see !!!
by Tracy
Wed Jan 16, 2013 11:11 pm
Forum: Quotes
Topic: Ally Fraser Quotes
Replies: 281
Views: 75390

Re: Ally Fraser Quotes

Beer and sandwiches at TUC headquarters.