Donkey shite to you both. The cheques are in the post...

Oz and Rod's touching goodbye;

"Auf Wiedersehen, son"

Gets me every time...

Arthur 'Tiger' Pringle

Breakfast : Tea & Toast, I told you that when you registered*

Lunch : I'm not doing lunches!!!

Dinner : Crisps, or that sandwich

(*marmite optional)

Why aye, why aye; i've missed you both too!

Not that yees lot probably realised i was gone... but it's been a while since i've been on the forum - early summer i think - due to circumstances i'd rather not have had to deal with. Basically, the company i've worked for for the past 9yrs announced a series of redundancies, which descended into u...

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet wrote:Wasn't Trevor bricking it up earlier in the episode?

the name's TREV

Phew. The subject header had me all hot under the collar, there,

BarryTaylor wrote:Chris' vocal repertoire is amazing. He is from Hertfordshire but I've heard him do Cockney, Scouse, Geordie, Brummie and Australian.

You forgot Irish, as a matter of fact...

Lou wrote:Still not had chance to watch this, I'll probably watch it tomorrow nite, I must say it looks ace, I saw a clip on TV today when the teapot shoots off the table and smashes on floor in front of Tim. Spooky.......

No post-work Rosie-lee for our Tim, then...

Aye, well he died shortly afterwards didn't he?

Neville's a killer!!!

Evenin' squire. How'd the Hammers do, eh?

Dennis' skin-tight brown Y-fronts gave me nightmares for years afterward...

Mentioned elsewhere by Lou, but there Is a drama about this starting tonight, starring our own Timothy Spall. I would love to watch it, but can't 'cos I don't have Sky

'Criminalised' we say, Hallwood.

And you a man of the law. Tsk, tsk.

Breaking Away wrote:Return of the Magnificent 2.
Tracy and I caught up again in Christchurch on our annual reunion. Tracy found the mankiest pub he could and we talked bollocks over a few pints and packets of crisps. Salt and vinegar.

That's not a pub, man, it's the nick!!!

Or mebees it is a pub, I divvn't knaa