RHill wrote:Alreet HerrPfister. Keep you hair on.

Ouch. That's a sore point, seeing as I've got aboot the same amoont of hair as Yul Brynner

Lou wrote:I think Brenda's hair has to go in

What's wrang with Brenda's hair? She'd look daft withoot it, man, & you cannae consign her hair to R612 withoot the rest of her, and you're slinging her in over my dead body!!!

Amen to that, Brother Tracy!

I votes to keep Ingrid, but will volunteer to pull the lever on DC WheredoweeatinNewcastle.

DS.

Not sure I see the point of 'em. Perhaps Tracy could explain???

AWPfanfromNZ wrote:To AWP Tim Corsa, Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, RHill: Do you chaps have Skype?

Skype, Tracy; it's that thing between the groundpe & spacepe.

You're welcome, Pet.

Tracy wrote:uummm, eerr, uummm.
Im really overcome. [ Stop it Pfister ! ]

Well,what have I said now, like?

AWPfanfromNZ wrote: The cost to buy it then was £1.4 to £1.75million

Hmmm. Perhaps £1.4 to £1.75million was a little on the high side...

Breaking Away wrote:Aye. Who are the undisputed champions in the tournament of arseholes?

Spurs. Ye cn tell, man.

"Oh, I'll have to ask Brenda..."

Nominate : er, Brenda!

Thanks, BA. That is, assuming you're the real BA, like...

Started a new position today, same company but moved to a different branch; I was called over because there was an internal 'phone call for me. I told my colleague : "It cannae be for me, man; naebody knows I'm here..."

If anybody's wondering, it's not me man; seems there is a Herr Pfister registered, who has never posted. It's his birthday, & I hope he's having a good one. For the record, I'm HerrPfister & my birthday is November. I'm also 3 years younger, I'll have you know!!!

Daft as a brush; he'll never learn

Nominate : Albert Moxey

Oh boy, that made me choke on my Tandoori Chicken, my friend...