Lou wrote:One of the three dodgy blokes up the bar trying to pull Vera, Brenda and Marjorie,
The little one with curly hair......Leo Sayer.

Whenever you see him Lou, do you feel like dancing ?

VAT officer who takes Wayne's car - Willie Thorne

HerrPfister wrote:...and the winner is ... Lancashire!

there is a horse in the Pennine suite

What's happened to Newcastle United ????

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet wrote:It's been a year.
If you were there, you know how great it was.
The first meeting of 'Aufaholics' anonymous in Newcastle!

Whenever us lot get together, it spells trouble for someone

I reckon me chances on Merseyside are worse than Evertons

Hence the violence at West Ham

Hey.... How fars Berlin

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet wrote:

Si wrote:Ahh, it was only meant for ep 1.

Erm, well as above

Comment? When I hear "Dearest Brenda, we are now at sea..." it gives me tingles. 13 eps of the best series ever have just started

You're a diamond you are Si!

Whose sharing a room with him

The squash court and the bar, that'll have to gan eh

My 13 year old son, Max had his first German lesson today. The teacher asked the class if anyone knew what goodbye was in German. She said " I'll give you a clue....Geordie bricklayers" Max put his hand up straight away and said" Auf Wiedersehen, Pet" She asked how he knew and he told her he watche...

SUNDAY SPORT EXCLUSIVE !!!!

WANKE SCHOEN - German building site boss, found in Sex Cinema !!!!

TOP OF THE BILL - Bricklayer steals the show, at local country and western
Night

A PAIN IN THE ARSON - gaffer unhappy at worker being on the run from prison

RUMPY PUMPY - English builder on a date with sophisticated German girl
woos her with Steak

Probably Boxing

Love the bit where Oz gets out the pool and goes to sit down and something stabs him up
the arse