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by 936trt
Thu Jul 04, 2019 1:50 pm
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: Lost and Found
Replies: 79
Views: 36448

Re: Lost and Found

Dennis was sitting in the garden sipping a cold beer. He looked across to Dagmar in the adjacent sun lounger .She appeared to be deep in thought. Dennis: “ Penny for them pet?” She sat up and looked straight at him. Dagmar: “ You know Dennis I’ve been thinking.” Dennis tried to stifle a groan. “ No,...
by 936trt
Mon Jul 01, 2019 2:34 pm
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: Lost and Found
Replies: 79
Views: 36448

Re: Lost and Found

Oz and Sarah said their goodbyes as their friends were leaving . Chrissy joined them at the doorway having had a final chat with Barry. Chrissy: “ He seems to have settled down now . We’ll take our leave , any probs just give us a bell. Cheerio you two , thanks for the picnic.” She set off back to t...
by 936trt
Fri Jun 28, 2019 1:26 pm
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: Lost and Found
Replies: 79
Views: 36448

Re: Lost and Found

No one said anything for several minutes. The silence was broken by Dennis. Dennis: “ Bloody hell. No wonder Barry’s in a bad way, I know how I would feel if someone said my wife’s body is in such a state she’s unidentifiable.” Everything went quiet again, until Sarah spoke. Sarah: “ Is there no one...
by 936trt
Wed Jun 26, 2019 8:26 pm
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: Lost and Found
Replies: 79
Views: 36448

Re: Lost and Found

Oz and Sarah have returned to the castle after nearly two weeks away promoting his latest recording . They are discussing this recent change to their relationship before their guests arrive for the welcome back picnic she organised. Oz: “ I need to say something before they get here.” She looked at ...
by 936trt
Wed Jun 26, 2019 3:46 pm
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: Lost and Found
Replies: 79
Views: 36448

Re: Lost and Found

Neville:" Piss off Brenda, I've got a licence to kill y'na ,oh I just remembered you're dead.....Well hello Honey, they look like nice shells, can I have a look?"
by 936trt
Mon Jun 24, 2019 2:17 pm
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: Lost and Found
Replies: 79
Views: 36448

Re: Lost and Found

Dennis had a call from Oz . Oz: “ Hi Den I’ve just had Fredo on the 'phone,they heard back from FBI ,your lass will want to know. They had their experts look at the lap top they found at Helga’s office .” Den: “ She’s just this minute come in I’ll put you on speaker.” Oz: “ Aye well it seems she was...
by 936trt
Tue Jun 18, 2019 2:39 pm
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: Lost and Found
Replies: 79
Views: 36448

Re: Lost and Found

Nev is showering after half an hour on the new running machine. Pru heard him singing as he walked across from the gym. Pru: “ Your’e not feeling tired Neville?” Neville: “ Not a bit pet, in fact I’ve been wondering about your idea for a pool.” Pru: “ What’s changed, when I mentioned it before you w...
by 936trt
Sun Jun 16, 2019 5:04 pm
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: Lost and Found
Replies: 79
Views: 36448

Re: Lost and Found

Oz has just returned from an interview at the local police station. Sarah: “ That didn’t take as long as you thought?” Oz: “ It didn’t pet, but then it wasn’t what I expected.” Sarah: “ So, are you going to tell me?” Oz: “ I think I need to tell Dagmar he’s going to want to talk to her about Helga.”...
by 936trt
Sun Jun 16, 2019 4:54 pm
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: Lost and Found
Replies: 79
Views: 36448

Re: Lost and Found

Oz has just returned from an interview at the local police station. Sarah: “ That didn’t take as long as you thought?” Oz: “ It didn’t pet, but then it wasn’t what I expected.” Sarah: “ So, are you going to tell me?” Oz: “ I think I need to tell Dagmar he’s going to want to talk to her about Helga.”...
by 936trt
Wed Jun 05, 2019 11:27 am
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: Lost and Found
Replies: 79
Views: 36448

Re: Lost and Found

While Oz is out of town on tour or in the recording studio Barry had agreed to visit Sara Victoria. She was intrigued by his stories about Anna and had asked if he would bring her on his next visit. Sara: “ Good morning .You will be Anna. Your father tells me you are doing well at school. Tell me wh...
by 936trt
Sun Jun 02, 2019 2:00 pm
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: Lost and Found
Replies: 79
Views: 36448

Lost and Found

Guy is showing Chrissy around the estate in Scotland. Guy: “ It’s almost six months since you were last here and closer to a year since the first lodges were completed. I’m sure you will be impressed with the progress we’ve made.” Chrissy: “Moxey has kept me up to speed and said I must look at the h...
by 936trt
Sun May 26, 2019 11:41 am
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: A New Beginning
Replies: 83
Views: 16880

Re: A New Beginning

Pru has been quizzing Nev about Sarah Kennedy’s recent visit to Oz. Nev: “ Honest pet if I knew any more I’d tell you.” Pru: “ Would you Nev, really?” Nev: “ Why wouldn’t I petal?” Pru: “ So it’s petal now is it?” She laughed at Nev’s expression realising the situation needed defusing. “ What’s wron...
by 936trt
Mon May 20, 2019 1:08 pm
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: A New Beginning
Replies: 83
Views: 16880

Re: A New Beginning

Wyman was explaining to Uncle Charlie the shaman about Chrissy’s latest efforts to get him to go back to Spain. Wyman: “ What she says makes a lot of sense. Everything here is a constant reminder of what I’ve lost.” Uncle Charlie: “ You must do what your heart tells you Wy man. This is a hurt that w...
by 936trt
Thu May 16, 2019 12:33 pm
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: A New Beginning
Replies: 83
Views: 16880

Re: A New Beginning

Oz is relaxing in the garden with a cold beer when his ‘phone rings. It’s Sarah Kennedy. Sarah: “ Well hello, and how are you?” Oz : “ You didn’t call, you didn’t write ,I was bereft.” Sarah: “ Do you actually know what bereft means?” Oz: “ Floating on the sea on a bit of wood, you snotty bitch. To ...
by 936trt
Tue May 07, 2019 1:59 pm
Forum: Fan Fiction
Topic: A New Beginning
Replies: 83
Views: 16880

Re: A New Beginning

Barry had been trying to contact Oz without success since leaving Capetown . After taking his leave from Hazel, who had travelled with him for most of the return journey, he tried Oz’s number again and this time Oz picked up. Barry: “ I’ve been chasing you for days Oz, it’s like you dropped off the ...