They'll probably be in the Bell and Dragon, drinking penis coladas til dawn.

I bet Dennis wished he never told Dagmar. "You're a bonny lass, let your hair grow pet"......

Howay Helmut, have you got any darts?

All the best for 2016 lads and lasses

McGowan in the Barley Mow. That would be worth watching!

Not much point me going I'm a vegetarian.... My chickens are very happy about that.

Visited an establishment in Dusseldorf. Purely for awp nostalgia ya na. I wonder if the chicken ranch is a real place?

Alf as the landlord at the Barley Mow would have been hilarious.

I wonder which Hazel Barry met as she was changing a flat tyre on the motorway in the rain?

Only thing my house has in common with the love shack is the tin roof's rusted!

Barry, there's topics of conversation other than German building sites.

Dennis' rules. No swearin, no gannin round bare arsed and breakin wind under the sheets only. Oz will escort ya doon the bog. The hut for me, German beer and William Schnapps.

Well Pet, after 14yrs living/working on Hayman Island, a tiny island 1 hr by boat off the Qld coast in the Whitsundays, I left last week. Moved to Toowoomba, about 2 hrs by car inland from Brisbane. Renovating my old Queenslander house. Ya nah one of those wooden houses with a verandah and a tin roo...

30 years, gone by so fast. RIP Gary, he had so much more to give. Also to the cast who had to finish the series without him and pretend he was there. Can't imagine how difficult that would have been.

Jeez a tank driver gets a better view than that!