I support Aberdeen. This season has been rubbish, as per usual.

Hamburg doubles for Düsseldorf in Series 1, Nottinghamshire is Derbyshire in Series 2 and Dominican Republic is Cuba in Series 4, which is because they couldn't get permission to film in Cuba, so that's fair enough. But does anyone know the reason why they couldn't film in Düsseldorf, or have it set...

Barry? Baruschka? Barry? BARRY!!!

Tatiana when Barry gets kidnapped in Thailand.

I hope that's not your hand, Moxey!

Talking to Barry in the Cuban prison:

"Aye, [Chrissie] is a character. She's gone now. Den shagged her!"

You should do one for Bridgenorth.

We could mebbes even have wor own website!

Neville likes this skirt! He's always askin' me to wear it.

Dennis: Did anybody see Albert RN?
Oz: I saw Albert Bennett. Cor, what a centre forward he was!

Sex, salsa and sangria! Bomber can't wait!

You deserve a slap for that remark.

You get British worker; drink tea, scratch balls, cost you three times more money.

You used to put Match of the Day on at full volume... and you used to watch it!

Well the bloke at the brewery must really love Duran Duran!

Oz mentions the words "legal advisers" at least three times in Series 2.

Man in club: What sort of work is it you do for Mr Fraser?
Oz: We're his legal advisers.