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Picture Copyright & Privacy: Pictures Shared On The Forum

Last post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet « Fri Sep 02, 2016 5:09 pm
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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Fri Sep 02, 2016 5:09 pm » in General Chat

Any picture private or otherwise shared on this Forum cannot be used or shared outside of this Forum without the owners permission!

We take privacy extremely seriously and protecting our members privacy.

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Thornely Manor aka Beesthorpe Hall

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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:48 pm » in General Chat
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I am afraid, I have to post this, although I wish I didn't have to!

Due to the stupid actions of some fans who have recently visited Thornley Manor aka Beesthorpe Hall, no one, and that means no one is allowed anywhere near The Manor. If you try...

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when i win the lottery ill buy thornely manor and we all can enjoy it lol
but as u say it is somenones house so u dont want people trespassing
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AWP Avatars

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by AWP Corsa Tim » Sun Dec 30, 2012 1:06 am » in General Chat
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I made some basic avatars just in case anyone wants one...

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I noticed the avatars in the first post weren't showing, so they are now back again..
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Forum Signature Banners

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by AWP Corsa Tim » Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:30 pm » in General Chat
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I have made a small one based on the top banners i made.. Are they ok on here lee??

If so, and someone wants one in the same style then let me know..

Tim

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I'm cool with it : )

It's ok I'm just quoting from the show. You'll get used to it with us lot.!
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Forum Rules - Read Before Posting Text & Pictures!

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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Fri Dec 21, 2012 8:11 pm » in General Chat

This is for all things Auf Wiedersehen Pet, but there are a few rules.

1. No swearing, except for series quotes which may include the word Bollocks.
2. No hate, race or arguing.
3. No blatant advertising of any kind, you must contribute....

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Things that make you go hmmm

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by Herr Ullrich » Sun Feb 17, 2013 3:32 pm
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A couple of things that have always sprung to mind are:

Has anyone considered the actual route which Barry took to get to Jeddah on old-faithful ? Bearing in mind that this was the peak of the cold-war, didn't think you could simply breeze through...

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How did Moxey ride all the way from Merseyside to the banks of the River Tees without knowing how to stop (or even slow down) the motorbike?

Surely at some point on the journey he must have needed to slow down or stop for some traffic, a traffic...
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Nev's tattoo - the solution

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by Musta bin Elbowed » Sat Oct 11, 2014 8:10 pm

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Seven geezers in the hut and not one of them, for six months, suggested going back to the tattoo parlour and getting the names coloured in. Then he could have had an extra scroll added above or below the heart with 'Neville/Brenda' in it.

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I doubt Nev would remember where the tattoo parlour was anyway.

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Colin's missing E

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by Lou » Wed May 02, 2018 8:17 pm

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Probably already been spotted by one of you Hawkeye's but just noticed in the closing credits for the Fugitive that the E was missing from Ray Winstone. It read Winston instead.

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D'You frow that!?
You could have split my bloody ead open !

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Social Media Vs The Forum

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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Sun Dec 11, 2016 5:40 pm

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I love the forum to bits, it's been a massive ride and I've loved every minute! As social media seems to have taken over as a forum, I've been posting Trivia and Bloopers in there. The flack we've had is pretty ridiculous to say the least, I think...

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Looks like Facebook is winning then.......nobody seems to come on here anymore apart from me and Tracy. Think you're all letting the side down........GET BAAAACK!!!!!!!
We're lonely :cry:

Like :lol:

Ha. Nice one

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Dennis Jacket

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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Sat Apr 08, 2017 5:30 pm

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Thanks to David Holmes-Diddy on Facebook we have this......

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What does it mean?

Jacket on the chair, jacket on Dennis.

There is no cock, up.

Hang on, yeah there is as those scenes are reversed from the order you've shown. Den gets back from the pub with his jacket on the chair.

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Who was Dennis really seeing?

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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Mon Apr 24, 2017 12:47 pm

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Was Dennis knocking off Christine or curly barnet?

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A very attractive young lady.....he knows how to pull em.....

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Fuentes the Spanish cop

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by JohnnyRobbo » Sun Sep 11, 2016 7:55 pm

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Just wondered why Oz never noticed that the Cuban ballet dancer he fell in love with in series 4 had a grandfather who bore a striking resemblance to the Spanish copper he drank a glass of fizz with in Ally's flat after scooping the Spanish lottery,...

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I just watched this episode again today, my first thought when i seen the grandfather, was the same actor who played the cop in Series 2, ironic i read this post also, this is indeed a striking resemblance!

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Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:35 pm
Did vicky do porn

Last post by Hallwood « Sat Mar 04, 2017 7:08 pm
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by MR FRISK » Wed Mar 01, 2017 10:55 pm

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In an episode in the second series ally fraser said that vicky did a porn film! where can i get hold of the film :o

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Lesbian Lust?!?

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Sat Mar 04, 2017 7:08 pm
What if there had been an accident?

Last post by RHill « Wed Mar 01, 2017 11:44 pm
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by Musta bin Elbowed » Sat Jun 18, 2016 12:54 pm

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You would want compensation ja? But the fault would be yours...

Thing is, there had already been an accident the previous week (saw slipped ddnt it). And Nev didnt want compensation. Den missed a trick not pointing that out :idea: :roll: 8-)

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Wonder if the huts were insured?!

Herr Grunwald is seen in the office filling in an insurance form for hut B just after Moxey arrives.

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Porn Tapes

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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Tue Aug 06, 2013 6:28 pm
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Not a big one, but how did Wayne find the tapes Bomber found in the skip?
In the scene where they talk about them he's not even in it.........

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Is it more than a coincidence that the viewing statistics for this thread that's been titled Porn Tapes is the highest count?

You dorty bastards!

haha well spotted!
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Fri Oct 28, 2016 8:59 pm
Dominican Republic not Cuba

Last post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet « Sun Oct 09, 2016 9:24 pm
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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Fri Sep 30, 2016 6:03 pm

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On watching S4 episode 3, noticed the following. 'Republica Dominica'

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They did film the scenic shots and in between shots in Cuba unbeknown to the Cuban authorities......

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Sun Oct 09, 2016 9:24 pm
Thornely Manor & Cannibals Wallpaper

Last post by Lou « Sat Sep 17, 2016 3:37 pm
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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Fri Sep 16, 2016 7:02 pm

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On viewing the 'Hasta La Vista' episode for the hundredth time at least, it's striking how similar the wallpaper featured in the lads room at Thornely Manor is to Cannibals wallpaper.....

Is it the same?

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I shall have to check

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Sat Sep 17, 2016 3:37 pm
How come the lads don't recognise Kenny Aimes?

Last post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet « Fri Sep 16, 2016 5:53 am
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by mikecullen1978 » Thu Sep 15, 2016 8:57 pm

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In Scoop when Kenny Aimes turns up to see Ally, the lads have all forgotten who Kenny is, yet when they're watching the video of the house party where they see Pringle, prior to that Dennis clearly points out hey it's Kenny Aimes. Anyone else...

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Strange one this, could be a few reasons.

Filming was so out of sequence the cast might have forgotten that they'd already seen him or how to react, although highly unlikely. They were playing coy and didn't want Kenny to know they knew him.

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Fri Sep 16, 2016 5:53 am
When The Boat Goes Out

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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Mon Dec 31, 2012 5:36 pm

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This is a cracker, and is quite easy to notice, when you know.

In 'When The Boat Goes Out' from Series 1, when Barry is bringing 'Old Faithful' into the hut to give here a good service, you can see another persons hand, giving him......erm a hand...

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I was watching that episode yesterday, and noticed that Den had got changed and went down to the beer kellar, how did Oz know where Dennis was as well?

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Fri Sep 09, 2016 10:02 pm
Work visas

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by Musta bin Elbowed » Mon Aug 15, 2016 8:10 pm

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How did the lads get work permits for the USA in series three? Unless native American ranges are exempt, they'd have had a hard time convincing the US authorities that an American crew couldn't have put the bridge up instead, especially as they...

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You'll take nout serious. ..

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Wed Aug 17, 2016 7:37 am
Blue Shirt Man in Cowboys

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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Wed Jul 27, 2016 10:11 pm

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I've taken this from Facebook for you all to decode....

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Aye he's right like. 'cept the geezer is wearing a brown shirt not blue

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Thu Jul 28, 2016 9:54 pm
waynes blue bits

Last post by Herbgarden « Thu Jul 21, 2016 10:19 pm
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by Lou » Tue Jun 28, 2016 9:07 pm

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Watchin series one and noticed Wayne's blue bits in his hair seem to disappear and then come back again.

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Aye. Everybody gets what naybody wants!

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Thu Jul 21, 2016 10:19 pm
Oz's donkey jacket

Last post by RHill « Thu Jul 21, 2016 1:03 am
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by Musta bin Elbowed » Wed Apr 27, 2016 5:24 pm

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Sparked by the quotefest in Tracy's hospital thread...

They auction off Oz's donkey jacket. Quite simply: what bloody donkey jacket?! I'm sure we only ever see him in his fetching brown leather :?:

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I did a 'Oz Suitcase' and 'Moxey suitcase' post a few years back with images of everything you see them wear and there was... no Donkey Jacket.

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Thu Jul 21, 2016 1:03 am
Vicki's Surname?

Last post by Tracy « Sun Jul 10, 2016 8:02 pm
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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Sat Jul 09, 2016 2:25 pm

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Why doesn't Vicki have a surname?
Every other character I can think of had one, but not Vicki! Is it mentioned in the novel? I'm very intrigued by this, cause Harry had one, Hazel even bloody Pauline had one!

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I reckon it's Vicki Smoxy.......
:lol:

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Sun Jul 10, 2016 8:02 pm
Neville's shoes

Last post by Lou « Thu Jun 30, 2016 6:46 pm
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by Lou » Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:01 pm

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When nev goes to pawn the lasses present, he says bye to the lads and he's got brown boots on. When he gets off the tram and walks across the road he's got white trainers on.

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Oh sorry, I am sure!

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