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Video 19 - A Trip to Series 1 locations - Part 1

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by AWP Corsa Tim » Mon Jun 15, 2020 3:49 pm » in General Chat
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I return to show you more Auf Wiedersehen Pet Locations, and also to meet another Super-Fan too, Perry Gascoine, Perry had the enthusiasm just like i do with locations, and thankfully we had a bonus of him knowing mates who fished!! As this is what...

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I'm very much looking forward to Mr Wagstaff's next video - A Trip to Series 1 locations - Part 2. Wey gan get it then . :D

Aye.. As soon as this lockdown shite is gone.. Bloody massive ya know.. Series one locations area!!
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Picture Copyright & Privacy: Pictures Shared On The Forum

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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Fri Sep 02, 2016 5:09 pm » in General Chat

Any picture private or otherwise shared on this Forum cannot be used or shared outside of this Forum without the owners permission!

We take privacy extremely seriously and protecting our members privacy.

You may not, except with our express...

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Thornely Manor aka Beesthorpe Hall

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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:48 pm » in General Chat
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I am afraid, I have to post this, although I wish I didn't have to!

Due to the stupid actions of some fans who have recently visited Thornley Manor aka Beesthorpe Hall, no one, and that means no one is allowed anywhere near The Manor. If you try...

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when i win the lottery ill buy thornely manor and we all can enjoy it lol
but as u say it is somenones house so u dont want people trespassing
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AWP Avatars

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by AWP Corsa Tim » Sun Dec 30, 2012 1:06 am » in General Chat
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I made some basic avatars just in case anyone wants one...

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I noticed the avatars in the first post weren't showing, so they are now back again..
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Forum Signature Banners

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by AWP Corsa Tim » Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:30 pm » in General Chat
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I have made a small one based on the top banners i made.. Are they ok on here lee??

If so, and someone wants one in the same style then let me know..

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I'm cool with it : )

It's ok I'm just quoting from the show. You'll get used to it with us lot.!
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Forum Rules - Read Before Posting Text & Pictures!

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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Fri Dec 21, 2012 8:11 pm » in General Chat

This is for all things Auf Wiedersehen Pet, but there are a few rules.

1. No swearing, except for series quotes which may include the word Bollocks.
2. No hate, race or arguing.
3. No blatant advertising of any kind, you must contribute....

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Tiger not very security conscious.

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by Ddraig73 » Fri Mar 24, 2023 4:09 pm

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In 'No Sex Please, We're Brickies', has anyone noticed when Tiger goes to look at his going away present , he hadn't locked his front door?

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I've just watched it and the bricks are definitely cemented together. Quite slapdash too by the look of it. Then again it was dark when they did it.

Does anyone know why in series one Dennis calls cement 'darbo' (?) by the way? Sounds lie darbo...

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Who was Dennis really seeing?

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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Mon Apr 24, 2017 12:47 pm

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Was Dennis knocking off Christine or curly barnet?

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You dorty bastard

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Barley Mow has no dartboard, then it does, then it doesn't, then it does again.

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by Ddraig73 » Fri Mar 24, 2023 10:47 pm

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In 'Another Country' It is pointed out by Wayne that the Barley Mow has no dartboard. Two episodes later in 'Cowboys' it does. This is obviously part of Tiger's blackmailing. However, in between these two episodes in 'A Home From Home', when Dennis...

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Mcgowan must have a little team of people going around the world pinching dartboards

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Ally's under water laugh.

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by Ddraig73 » Fri Mar 24, 2023 11:02 pm

In 'Cowboys', when Ally and Kenny are in the jacuzzi, Kenny gets out and mentions boiled lobster. Ally starts laughing and dunks his head under the water whilst doing so but his laugh carries on as normal. Surely it would have gone ha ha ha gurgle...

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Fast hands Harry.

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by Ddraig73 » Fri Mar 24, 2023 3:53 pm

In the film Blazing Saddles, the Waco Kid claims he has the fastest hands in the world. He obviously hasn't met Harry Blackburn. In 'Cowboys' we see the lads outside having a break. The camera pans across from the left and we see Harry sat with Oz's...

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Things that make you go hmmm

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by Herr Ullrich » Sun Feb 17, 2013 3:32 pm
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A couple of things that have always sprung to mind are:

Has anyone considered the actual route which Barry took to get to Jeddah on old-faithful ? Bearing in mind that this was the peak of the cold-war, didn't think you could simply breeze through...

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Bomber 'pretending' to play the pinball machine in the bar in the episode S01E05 Home Thoughts From Abroad

Just after the scene Barry and Moxey is about to plant some seeds at the huts herb garden - the scene after this in the bar Dennis is...
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Barry's photograph of the lads

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by Gary M » Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:47 pm

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Barry is supposed to have had mein Herr take the picture of the lads on their last day of work. But if the hut burned down that night, how did the film survive? Did he take it to Jessop's that same day?

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Maybe the ghost from thornley manor followed them from the hut

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Did vicky do porn

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by MR FRISK » Wed Mar 01, 2017 10:55 pm

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In an episode in the second series ally fraser said that vicky did a porn film! where can i get hold of the film :o

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I think it's disgusting on a Sunday

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Fuentes the Spanish cop

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by JohnnyRobbo » Sun Sep 11, 2016 7:55 pm

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Just wondered why Oz never noticed that the Cuban ballet dancer he fell in love with in series 4 had a grandfather who bore a striking resemblance to the Spanish copper he drank a glass of fizz with in Ally's flat after scooping the Spanish lottery,...

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I wonder if it's just coincidence that he got both roles, or if he was invited back for the fourth series?

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Tue Aug 03, 2021 11:33 am
Weirdness... Accused

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by Chrish2017 » Wed Jul 01, 2020 7:20 am

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Watching Auf Pet and doesnt anyone find it weird when Barry mentions about Rapes and not being prosecuted. Oz seems delighted at this

Or was it just me who thought this?

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Yeah, it was an uncomfortable response even for the times. :?

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Quo Vadis, Pet

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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Sat Apr 27, 2013 9:51 am

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I watched Quo Vadis, Pet last night and noticed something at the very end.
The very final shots during the credits, when they are all on the boat and Barry is messing about with the flag, who is sat down in the chairs on deck?

If you add up who's...

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The one on the right could be Wayne.. :?:

Maybe it is

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Mon Oct 21, 2019 1:06 pm
Vicki's Surname?

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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Sat Jul 09, 2016 2:25 pm

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Why doesn't Vicki have a surname?
Every other character I can think of had one, but not Vicki! Is it mentioned in the novel? I'm very intrigued by this, cause Harry had one, Hazel even bloody Pauline had one!

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I think it might be Welch

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Social Media Vs The Forum

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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Sun Dec 11, 2016 5:40 pm
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I love the forum to bits, it's been a massive ride and I've loved every minute! As social media seems to have taken over as a forum, I've been posting Trivia and Bloopers in there. The flack we've had is pretty ridiculous to say the least, I think...

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@Tracy, am not wiser yet, am still only an apprentice!

@Lou Nah, it's season 4 of Spender!
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Nev's tattoo - the solution

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by Musta bin Elbowed » Sat Oct 11, 2014 8:10 pm

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Seven geezers in the hut and not one of them, for six months, suggested going back to the tattoo parlour and getting the names coloured in. Then he could have had an extra scroll added above or below the heart with 'Neville/Brenda' in it.

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I doubt Nev would remember where the tattoo parlour was anyway.

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Sun Aug 05, 2018 4:28 pm
Colin's missing E

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by Lou » Wed May 02, 2018 8:17 pm

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Probably already been spotted by one of you Hawkeye's but just noticed in the closing credits for the Fugitive that the E was missing from Ray Winstone. It read Winston instead.

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D'You frow that!?
You could have split my bloody ead open !

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Fri May 04, 2018 3:48 pm
Dennis Jacket

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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Sat Apr 08, 2017 5:30 pm

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Thanks to David Holmes-Diddy on Facebook we have this......

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What does it mean?

Jacket on the chair, jacket on Dennis.

There is no cock, up.

Hang on, yeah there is as those scenes are reversed from the order you've shown. Den gets back from the pub with his jacket on the chair.

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What if there had been an accident?

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by Musta bin Elbowed » Sat Jun 18, 2016 12:54 pm

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You would want compensation ja? But the fault would be yours...

Thing is, there had already been an accident the previous week (saw slipped ddnt it). And Nev didnt want compensation. Den missed a trick not pointing that out :idea: :roll: 8-)

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Wonder if the huts were insured?!

Herr Grunwald is seen in the office filling in an insurance form for hut B just after Moxey arrives.

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Porn Tapes

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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Tue Aug 06, 2013 6:28 pm
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Not a big one, but how did Wayne find the tapes Bomber found in the skip?
In the scene where they talk about them he's not even in it.........

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Is it more than a coincidence that the viewing statistics for this thread that's been titled Porn Tapes is the highest count?

You dorty bastards!

haha well spotted!
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Fri Oct 28, 2016 8:59 pm
Dominican Republic not Cuba

Last post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet « Sun Oct 09, 2016 9:24 pm
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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Fri Sep 30, 2016 6:03 pm

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On watching S4 episode 3, noticed the following. 'Republica Dominica'

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They did film the scenic shots and in between shots in Cuba unbeknown to the Cuban authorities......

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Sun Oct 09, 2016 9:24 pm
Thornely Manor & Cannibals Wallpaper

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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Fri Sep 16, 2016 7:02 pm

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On viewing the 'Hasta La Vista' episode for the hundredth time at least, it's striking how similar the wallpaper featured in the lads room at Thornely Manor is to Cannibals wallpaper.....

Is it the same?

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I shall have to check

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