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Video 19 - A Trip to Series 1 locations - Part 1

Last post by AWP Corsa Tim « Thu Jul 09, 2020 1:56 pm
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by AWP Corsa Tim » Mon Jun 15, 2020 3:49 pm » in General Chat
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I return to show you more Auf Wiedersehen Pet Locations, and also to meet another Super-Fan too, Perry Gascoine, Perry had the enthusiasm just like i do with locations, and thankfully we had a bonus of him knowing mates who fished!! As this is what...

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I'm very much looking forward to Mr Wagstaff's next video - A Trip to Series 1 locations - Part 2. Wey gan get it then . :D

Aye.. As soon as this lockdown shite is gone.. Bloody massive ya know.. Series one locations area!!
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Picture Copyright & Privacy: Pictures Shared On The Forum

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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Fri Sep 02, 2016 5:09 pm » in General Chat

Any picture private or otherwise shared on this Forum cannot be used or shared outside of this Forum without the owners permission!

We take privacy extremely seriously and protecting our members privacy.

You may not, except with our express...

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Thornely Manor aka Beesthorpe Hall

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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:48 pm » in General Chat
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I am afraid, I have to post this, although I wish I didn't have to!

Due to the stupid actions of some fans who have recently visited Thornley Manor aka Beesthorpe Hall, no one, and that means no one is allowed anywhere near The Manor. If you try...

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when i win the lottery ill buy thornely manor and we all can enjoy it lol
but as u say it is somenones house so u dont want people trespassing
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 6:01 pm
AWP Avatars

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by AWP Corsa Tim » Sun Dec 30, 2012 1:06 am » in General Chat
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I made some basic avatars just in case anyone wants one...

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I noticed the avatars in the first post weren't showing, so they are now back again..
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Forum Signature Banners

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by AWP Corsa Tim » Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:30 pm » in General Chat
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I have made a small one based on the top banners i made.. Are they ok on here lee??

If so, and someone wants one in the same style then let me know..

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I'm cool with it : )

It's ok I'm just quoting from the show. You'll get used to it with us lot.!
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Forum Rules - Read Before Posting Text & Pictures!

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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Fri Dec 21, 2012 8:11 pm » in General Chat

This is for all things Auf Wiedersehen Pet, but there are a few rules.

1. No swearing, except for series quotes which may include the word Bollocks.
2. No hate, race or arguing.
3. No blatant advertising of any kind, you must contribute....

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Quotes challenge

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by AlreetPal » Wed Apr 03, 2013 4:02 pm
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Thought I'd start a bit of a challenge for us all. First person to correctly name the character who said the quote, then gets to do a quote of their own for others to guess. I'll kick it off with this one,

So this is what goes on is it, when I'm...

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Neville answering Oz when he asked why he had been to Majorca two times, Series 1 I think.
A Flock of Seagulls
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Minor Characters' Quotes

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by Hedley Irwin » Thu Jan 10, 2013 11:19 pm
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Trev: At least you've got each other. The Magnificent Two

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Fawt that was you, ya mad geordie tosser!
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Drinking Quotes!

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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Wed Jun 27, 2018 2:57 pm
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We want your best ‘Beer & Pub Drinking’ quotes from the magnificent seven!

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Fifty pound a night, like. And all I can drink.
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Brenda Quotes

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by RHill » Thu Apr 11, 2013 5:02 pm
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Look!! You're spilling your tea, Neville

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Bark?! Ya wannus to bark?!
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Wayne Quotes

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by AWP Corsa Tim » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:02 pm
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Mr. Arthur, Tiger Pringle.. This is your life!

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Laugh? I nearly bought me own beer.
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Dennis Quotes

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by AWP Corsa Tim » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:05 pm
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He was only gan for a Tandoori Chicken!!

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I wouldn't mind some cheese and crackers.
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Wed Oct 12, 2022 8:31 pm
Neville Quotes

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Is this you?.. B. Hope..
Brenda: Well its not Bob Hope!

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What d'ya do for him, gan roond menacing people?
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Barry

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by Lou » Mon May 05, 2014 11:47 am

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I'll have another fundadore, por favour!

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I work on miniature masterpieces of wiring I do.

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Oz Quotes

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Come on Arthur! Get the door open man! We've only got 1 hour and 59 minutes drinking left!....

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Watch and learn son
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Series 4 Minor Character Quotes

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by Tracy » Thu Jun 06, 2013 10:24 pm
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Thought that was you, ya mad Geordie tosser !

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Stuart's a little PRICK!
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Wyman quotes

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by Hedley Irwin » Tue Jan 08, 2013 11:43 pm
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I'd go out with you in a flash, only Tina's got nicer knockers

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The best advice I can give is steer clear of clothes. They're always either the wrong size or the wrong colour so just nnnugh.
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Bomber Quotes

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It is my mother tongue my dear, spoke it all my life!

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Sex, salsa and cigars. Bomber can't wait!
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Moxey Quotes

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I didnt go to Rent-a-name you know, could hardly call myself fffff.. FitzHerbert Carruthers..

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I need a piss
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Pringle Quotes

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by AWP Corsa Tim » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:21 pm
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Are you referring to me??

I trust you will take it somewhere else..

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Provide that they bring their glasses back and they dont break any
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Fri Apr 29, 2022 4:53 pm
Ally Fraser Quotes

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by AWP Corsa Tim » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:14 pm
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So, Where did you bugger off to?

Just call me Billy Butlin eh..

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Well he did Dennis and a couple of days later i had it all fixed up and arranged backhanders with a couple of key pedros down there but at the last minute they are trying to brace me and cop me for a wee bit extra and to my mind its just a wee bitty...
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Oz talking to injured Neville

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by 936trt » Sat Jul 19, 2014 4:43 pm

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For you Tommy ze war iss over.....

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You written your last postcard son

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"I ought to give you a bunch of fives you grubby little man"

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by Jamon Jamon » Wed Mar 20, 2013 10:00 am

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who said that?

apologies if already covered on here

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Jessop caught a couple of chaps poaching

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Vicky!

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by Lou » Sat May 03, 2014 5:42 pm

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I'm staying for barry and hazels wedding then I'm goin home!

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Wonder if Vicky ever got her passport back from Fraser

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Tracy

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by Lou » Sat May 03, 2014 5:45 pm
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But no one will know though will they. Shut up and eat your chips!

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Does he know you suggest this ? I think it is better that he does not yah ?! :lol:

If Bomber finds out, he'll naffing kill me
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Series 3

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Forgot how many great lines are in it!! Get out there and kill him! Then bring him back here and I'll kill him........ again!

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Piss off, my mum's from Camberwell
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