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Fri Sep 02, 2016 5:09 pm
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Thornely Manor aka Beesthorpe Hall
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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:48 pm
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I am afraid, I have to post this, although I wish I didn't have to!
Due to the stupid actions of some fans who have recently visited Thornley Manor aka Beesthorpe Hall, no one, and that means no one is allowed anywhere near The Manor. If you try...
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when i win the lottery ill buy thornely manor and we all can enjoy it lol
but as u say it is somenones house so u dont want people trespassing
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 6:01 pm
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AWP Avatars
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AWP Corsa Tim » Sun Dec 30, 2012 1:06 am
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I made some basic avatars just in case anyone wants one...
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I noticed the avatars in the first post weren't showing, so they are now back again..
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Mon May 01, 2017 8:09 pm
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Forum Signature Banners
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AWP Corsa Tim » Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:30 pm
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I have made a small one based on the top banners i made.. Are they ok on here lee??
If so, and someone wants one in the same style then let me know..
Tim
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I'm cool with it : )
It's ok I'm just quoting from the show. You'll get used to it with us lot.!
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Last post by Lou
Tue Jan 16, 2018 3:08 pm
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Last post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Fri Dec 21, 2012 8:11 pm
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It's Not a Man's Colour!
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Lou » Sat Feb 03, 2018 1:02 pm
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Painting the bathroom, do you think Oz would like the colour........ :lol:
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It's a steamed pudding a bit like a Swiss roll but got sultanas and raisins in. Hence the name.......
You have it with custard.
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Last post by Lou
Sat Feb 10, 2018 10:13 am
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Sat Feb 03, 2018 1:05 pm
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Merry Christmas Everyone
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Breaking Away » Mon Dec 25, 2017 2:42 am
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Talk about long distance relationship!
That's a bloody long way to play hunt the slipper!
(Never mind hide the sausage.......) ;) :lol:
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Last post by Lou
Mon Jan 22, 2018 4:19 pm
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The New Statesmen starring Rik Mayall
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FoxyMoxey » Tue Jan 16, 2018 1:19 pm
I've just started watching this on DVD and I'm enjoying it so far. Was before my time so I'd never seen it before. I've noticed a couple of familiar faces from Auf Pet too. The actor who played pompous Geoffrey in Spain, and Helmut's granddad as a...
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Tue Jan 16, 2018 1:19 pm
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You know you’re getting old when.....
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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Wed Nov 01, 2017 10:32 pm
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You have to scroll back what seems a few hundred years to find your birth year when taking out life insurance....
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Not sure Tracy but her costumes were very saucy. I think you would approve!
YUMMY !!! :P
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Last post by Tracy
Mon Jan 15, 2018 6:12 pm
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FLEA PIT !
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Lou » Sat Nov 04, 2017 12:59 am
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Baby Dave has fleas !!!!!
Been to vets and done the whole treatment stuff but god!
Talk about ruin your life....I cant get in bed with my dog!
Had to de flea the whole house. That's what comes of living in the countryside. There's me last week...
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Yes I am rid of the buggers!
If anyone has this problem I recommend Advocate for your dog and RIP Flea for your house . Both prescribed by the vet
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Last post by Lou
Fri Jan 12, 2018 12:14 pm
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Peter Kaye Cradle to Grave
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Lou » Mon Sep 07, 2015 11:59 am
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What a load of piggin garbage! His cockney accent sounds like dick van dyke in Mary poppins. Lord love a duck! That bird out of eastenders in dire as well.
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Danny Baker Tweeted in September that it was scheduled to start on 11th December, but it hasn't yet.
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Wed Dec 13, 2017 11:00 am
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Yulin Dog Meat Festival Petition
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Lou » Fri May 20, 2016 11:10 am
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Please take a couple of minutes to sign this online petition.
This needs to stop now.
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Great to see on to today that Simon Cowell is starting a campaign to put an end to the vile, sick dog meat trade. Hope he is successful.
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Last post by Lou
Tue Dec 05, 2017 12:46 pm
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You dorty b*****d!
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Lou » Sun Oct 15, 2017 9:31 am
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Saw on the news today that apparently Harvey Weinstein tried to get into Lysette Anthony's knickers..... :o
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Trust was definitely misplaced....
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Last post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
Sun Oct 22, 2017 8:24 pm
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3 Things you have Never done that everyone else has.
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Lou » Fri Jul 21, 2017 5:20 pm
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I have never ridden a horse.
Never gone ice skating.
And never watched Frozen.
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Never seen an episode of Doctor Who
Never been on a plane
Never flown a kite
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Last post by Hallwood
Mon Oct 02, 2017 8:04 pm
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TV Series getting longer?
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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Sun Nov 06, 2016 10:17 pm
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In recent times, TV series have been a six episode run, which was the norm for many years. However, the recent brand new series of Cold Feet was 8 episodes, and Poldark was 10! Are we seeing the return of more episodes now per series?
I do like a...
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Must say I adore the new cold feet series. Brilliant characters still believable even after all these years. Love it!
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Thu Sep 28, 2017 4:51 pm
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Nice to see you...
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Breaking Away » Fri Aug 18, 2017 11:39 pm
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To see you nice.
Rest in peace Bruce.
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Check this out I love this.
Brill!
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Last post by Lou
Sun Aug 20, 2017 2:00 pm
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Cinematic Orchestra
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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Thu Aug 03, 2017 7:27 pm
Big fan of Top Gear, and this piece of music featured on the Africa Special. It took me all of a few minutes to track it down thanks to the internet. I'm not a fan of 'classical' music and even though they're not a 'classical' band, I'd class this...
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Thu Aug 03, 2017 7:27 pm
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Spot the Fraser
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Lou » Fri Jul 14, 2017 11:22 pm
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Talk about blending into the background........
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Brilliant
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Sat Jul 15, 2017 5:16 pm
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T-shirt idea.
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RHill » Sat Aug 20, 2016 3:10 am
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All your T-shirts have been top rank. If you're ever looking for suggestions for the next design, I've always fancied wearing a shirt with the infamous photo that appears in S2, just after Barry says: We've had some bostin times though, haven't we?...
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I reckon it's morten
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Last post by Lou
Thu Jul 13, 2017 2:07 pm
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he's not gay! its just a phase.....
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Lou » Sat May 13, 2017 9:07 am
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:o Got a real shock last night to discover Barry Manilow is gay! I just thought he was weird......
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:o Got a real shock last night to discover Barry Manilow is gay! I just thought he was weird......
I felt the same when i found out about Liberace
We'll all be saying the same about David Walliams in a few years :o ;) ;)
Are you talking...
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Tue Jul 04, 2017 6:28 am
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Still Crazy (1998)
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FoxyMoxey » Tue May 23, 2017 1:15 am
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Just picked this up in a cash converters for 50p so I wasn't expecting much but I enjoyed it. If I had heard of it before I'd forgotten about it.
Great cast, some good songs, and funny stuff.
Anyone else seen it?
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I saw it for the first time earlier this year. I thought it was really good.
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Fri Jun 23, 2017 5:45 pm
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Liberals!
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MR FRISK » Mon May 15, 2017 10:29 pm
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When someone commits horrific acts of murder and rape etc the person or persons is given protection e.g. sent to a mental hospital instead of a prison and given more rights than a normal person ! they are fed through tubes if they refuse food and...
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Fair enough, I wasn't trying to defend Brady anyway. But what's your point? That we should treat all prisoners like animals because a small handful of them are beyond evil?
I'm curious why you felt such joy at his death. Why would it matter to you...
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Mon May 22, 2017 8:17 pm
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Wed May 17, 2017 8:56 pm
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aker bilk on bullseye
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Lou » Sat May 13, 2017 11:32 pm
Just watched bullseye on challenge aker bilk was guest dart player. He was crap and ne and Amy were sure he was pissed up. Dropped his darts and he was wearing Barry's jacket....
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Sat May 13, 2017 11:32 pm
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