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Picture Copyright & Privacy: Pictures Shared On The Forum

Last post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet « Fri Sep 02, 2016 5:09 pm
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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Fri Sep 02, 2016 5:09 pm » in General Chat

Any picture private or otherwise shared on this Forum cannot be used or shared outside of this Forum without the owners permission!

We take privacy extremely seriously and protecting our members privacy.

You may not, except with our express...

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Thornely Manor aka Beesthorpe Hall

Last post by jamie « Thu Feb 14, 2013 6:01 pm
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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:48 pm » in General Chat
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I am afraid, I have to post this, although I wish I didn't have to!

Due to the stupid actions of some fans who have recently visited Thornley Manor aka Beesthorpe Hall, no one, and that means no one is allowed anywhere near The Manor. If you try...

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when i win the lottery ill buy thornely manor and we all can enjoy it lol
but as u say it is somenones house so u dont want people trespassing
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AWP Avatars

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by AWP Corsa Tim » Sun Dec 30, 2012 1:06 am » in General Chat
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I made some basic avatars just in case anyone wants one...

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I noticed the avatars in the first post weren't showing, so they are now back again..
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Forum Signature Banners

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by AWP Corsa Tim » Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:30 pm » in General Chat
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I have made a small one based on the top banners i made.. Are they ok on here lee??

If so, and someone wants one in the same style then let me know..

Tim

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I'm cool with it : )

It's ok I'm just quoting from the show. You'll get used to it with us lot.!
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Forum Rules - Read Before Posting Text & Pictures!

Last post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet « Fri Dec 21, 2012 8:11 pm
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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Fri Dec 21, 2012 8:11 pm » in General Chat

This is for all things Auf Wiedersehen Pet, but there are a few rules.

1. No swearing, except for series quotes which may include the word Bollocks.
2. No hate, race or arguing.
3. No blatant advertising of any kind, you must contribute....

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Prospects Options Choices

Last post by Tracy « Mon Apr 06, 2020 6:28 pm
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by 936trt » Fri Mar 06, 2020 1:29 pm
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Wyman has been listening to Chris describe his itinerary for the next month or so.They are sat in an office in the New Castle.

Chris: “ I know it’s a lot to take in , take your time , we’ll discuss it again when you’re ready.”

Wyman: “ You’re...

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Amenable ? Amen sister, amen ! :oops:
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Mon Apr 06, 2020 6:28 pm
Lockdown with the Lads

Last post by 936trt « Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:07 pm
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by Lou » Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:36 pm

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The lads are all sat round the table in the hut waiting for Dennis to return from his meeting in the site office with Grunwald...
In walks Den...
Wayne_ So Den, what's the word?
Den_ Right lads, the situation is that Germany is on Lockdown. From now...

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Moxey had real trouble with his bronchs as well...

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Sat Apr 04, 2020 1:07 pm
Eu in or out? My attempt at fan fiction

Last post by 936trt « Thu Mar 26, 2020 12:58 pm
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by staveley » Tue Jun 21, 2016 10:22 pm

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Hope you like this, let me have your comments, my first attempt.
Eu in or out?
Scene 1. The lads are in the drawing room at Thornelly Manor, relaxing with a few cans of beer after a hard days graft. Its the 22th of June, the eve of the EU...

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Just read again,still relevant !

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Thu Mar 26, 2020 12:58 pm
Martins Misfortune

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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Tue Sep 12, 2017 6:20 pm

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Another cracker by wor Tracy!

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Dear me , very sad ,I felt sorry for poor Martin!

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Fri Mar 20, 2020 8:30 am
Slight Return

Last post by racesgirl2000 « Tue Mar 17, 2020 3:05 pm
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by racesgirl2000 » Wed Jan 29, 2020 4:25 pm

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This fanfic is new, set in the early 90s and based on this post:

Chapter 1- Ally's Back

About 15 miles away from Newcastle lies a tough prison called Durham Prison where all the sick and screwed-up criminals caught by MI-5, MI-6 and the police of...

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Chapter 6- Kidnapped

As soon as she got back into her flat, Katie turned her bedroom light off and nestled into bed. She closed her eyes. All he could see was the memory of Ally hovering over her. She could almost feel his lips against her but...

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Tue Mar 17, 2020 3:05 pm
Switch it off then on again.

Last post by Tracy « Sat Feb 29, 2020 1:00 am
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by 936trt » Sun Nov 03, 2019 1:11 pm
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Chrissy didn't seem very surprised when Moxey arrived home.

Moxey: Hello petal, how are you, are you feeing any better? She glared at him and shook her head.

Chrissy: You're back because of the police raids I suppose?

Moxey: Well partly, yes,...

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OP
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Sat Feb 29, 2020 1:00 am
A High Price to Pay

Last post by racesgirl2000 « Tue Feb 18, 2020 2:42 pm
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by racesgirl2000 » Mon Feb 03, 2020 1:43 pm

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Trevor O' Leary awoke to darkness. His head ached and a strong smell of oil and fuel made him feel sick. An engine roared loudly and he realized that he was lying uncomfortably in the trunk of a moving car. It was hot, desperately hot and what...

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Back in the Taylor house, news of Trevor's rescue had come via the MI-5 agent stationed in the house. The delight of the family was tempered by the news that Trevor was being driven to Birmingham City Hospital but at least he was out of the hands of...

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Tue Feb 18, 2020 2:42 pm
Going to New York

Last post by racesgirl2000 « Sat Jan 18, 2020 2:43 pm
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by racesgirl2000 » Sun Dec 22, 2019 2:48 pm

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Okay, this the opening part of the Auf Pet script set in 1990 as I suggested to my pal Paul Hughes. Here's to you, dude:

Scene 1. A suburban home, Sunderland. Joe Barton is reading as his girlfriend Stacey McCabe is play fighting with Leonard 'Oz'...

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couple of bits made me laugh out loud.... well written.

Ta, pal and which couple of bits made you laugh out loud, loike

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Sat Jan 18, 2020 2:43 pm
The Seven vs the Sleep Demon

Last post by racesgirl2000 « Sun Dec 22, 2019 2:04 pm
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by racesgirl2000 » Fri Dec 13, 2019 3:57 pm

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It was so dark. All Stacey McCabe could make out through the darkness was the network of copper pipes as she ran down the catwalks of some old boiler room. She had no idea where she was, or even how she got there; all she knew was that she needed to...

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Stacey had added the sixth and last pancake to the stack when her stepfather walked into the kitchen fully dressed in his uniform. His eyes were half-lidded from sleepiness and bloodshot, the whites of his eyeballs containing a deep pinkish hue....

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Sun Dec 22, 2019 2:04 pm
When Barry Met Hazel

Last post by racesgirl2000 « Sun Dec 22, 2019 2:02 pm
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by racesgirl2000 » Wed Dec 04, 2019 4:16 pm

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I was wondering about myself about how Barry and Hazel first met so I was thinking that this story might be it. It's set in 1980 so enjoy.

Hazel Redfern wasn't ready to meet Barry Taylor the next day so she decided to wait for a month or two to...

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The next day which was Friday, Barry rode to the school with Bob and his father again. When Barry got to school that morning, a few of the kids were laughing at Barry and Bob. Anybody who knew Barry knew that he really hated to be laughed at.

Why...

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Sun Dec 22, 2019 2:02 pm
Time Travel Doesn't Exist, Man (an Auf Wiedersehen, Pet/Back to the Future crossover)

Last post by racesgirl2000 « Wed Dec 04, 2019 3:42 pm
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by racesgirl2000 » Thu Nov 21, 2019 2:05 pm

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It was raining outside and at the Patterson home Dennis Patterson and his team were in the living room watching his son Kevin's new favourite film Back to the Future on video, the part where Marty plays Johnny B Goode.

We're down in Louisiana,...

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Marty, Bomber, Barry, Oz, Moxey and Neville all jumped out of the Monte Carlo as it reaches the edge of the cliff and fell into the cold dark water.

There goes my birthday present. Marty cried.

Look out, Marty! yelled Barry as he pushed Marty...

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Wed Dec 04, 2019 3:42 pm
The Break Up.

Last post by racesgirl2000 « Thu Nov 28, 2019 2:37 pm
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by Lou » Fri Jan 30, 2015 5:28 pm
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Setting:- 15 Townley Crescent, 1995.
Hazel is sat on the sofa with a suitcase on the floor waiting for Barry to come home from work. Barry enters the room carrying a big bunch of red roses.
B- Hello kid, happy 10th anniversary! Come on, hadn't you...

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Poor Barry. It looks like the cottage pie is the only pie Barry will be eating on his anniversary. 8-)

I agree but don't worry, I made him get back with Hazel
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Thu Nov 28, 2019 2:37 pm
Moxey's Miracle by Tracy Holmes

Last post by racesgirl2000 « Thu Nov 28, 2019 2:36 pm
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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Sat Jun 20, 2015 10:46 am

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Another great piece of Fan Fiction from Tracy!
An extension of the scene from Return of the Seven when we see Moxey plastering in prison.
Enjoy!

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Love it. Interesting to read a bit more of what could've been our favourite scouse firestarter's past.

Good point there

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Thu Nov 28, 2019 2:36 pm
Oz's Big Date

Last post by racesgirl2000 « Thu Nov 28, 2019 2:34 pm

by racesgirl2000 » Thu Nov 28, 2019 2:34 pm

It was a cool day in December 1985 and in his home, Leonard 'Oz' Osborne and his friend Dennis Patterson were dancing to an old Elvis Presley record.

Hey, Dennis man, guess what? asked Oz with a big smile on his face.

What? asked Dennis....

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Thu Nov 28, 2019 2:34 pm
A Trip to Boots - Lee Barratt

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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Tue Mar 08, 2016 7:15 pm

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After asking the 'Unanswered Questions' bit, I thought I would try and answer one with a bit of Fan Fiction......

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I enjoyed this post, a great bit of fiction.

You and me both and you said it

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Thu Nov 28, 2019 1:32 pm
Any fanfic suggestions

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by racesgirl2000 » Wed Nov 27, 2019 1:51 pm

Hey guys, I'm planning do write an Auf Wiuedersehen, Pet fanfic set in the early 90s so has anyone got ideas for me please?

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Wed Nov 27, 2019 1:51 pm
Christmas Eve in The Hut - Author Lou

Last post by Lou « Mon Nov 25, 2019 9:21 pm
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by Lou » Wed Dec 31, 2014 11:48 am
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Christmas Eve morning in the Hut.
(Barry comes charging in carrying shopping bags)
Barry - Lads, lads, look what I've got! I've been down the old town, look what I've bought!
Oz - Go on, dazzle wor....
Barry - I've had this brill idea, roight. I'm...

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Bloody hell.. 5 years since I wrote this!
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Mon Nov 25, 2019 9:21 pm
Father and Son

Last post by racesgirl2000 « Tue Nov 19, 2019 2:54 pm

by racesgirl2000 » Tue Nov 19, 2019 2:54 pm

With Tina visiting her parents in Cuba gone, Halloween had fallen a bit flat. Wyman Norris and his friends had gone to town the previous year dressing up in crazy costumes and partying like there was no tomorrow but now the team was down to only...

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Tue Nov 19, 2019 2:54 pm
The Return of Ally Fraser

Last post by racesgirl2000 « Sun Nov 17, 2019 2:06 pm
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by racesgirl2000 » Fri Nov 08, 2019 2:28 pm

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Marty?

Martin Taylor Jr aka Marty turned and grinned when he saw the familiar blue eyes of his late father's closest and favourite cousin Barry.

What's up?

That's exactly what I was about to ask you.

Marty grimaced.

Uncle Barry, it's way...

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Damn, damn, damn.

Joanne's anger had been so intense, so blinding that until the explosion that threw him across the hideout, she was not aware that she had thrown everything breakable within reach into the flames of the fireplace. The bottle of...

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Sun Nov 17, 2019 2:06 pm
I Pity the Fraser (an Auf Wiedersehen, Pet/A-Team crossover)

Last post by racesgirl2000 « Sat Nov 16, 2019 1:26 pm
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by racesgirl2000 » Thu Oct 31, 2019 3:49 pm

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Newcastle's most notorious career criminal Ally Fraser sat at his desk in the old warehouse that he had long ago converted into his secret headquarters. The place had been abandoned since 1977 which was the year he first got arrested; the only thing...

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A few days had passed. Dennis, Oz and the A-Team were at Pizza Hut in Durham as Oz, despite himself, had been nonstop in his gratitude for the A-Team for helping him save Dennis and since Murdoch now put him in mind of Moxey, that gratitude extended...

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