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Picture Copyright & Privacy: Pictures Shared On The Forum

Last post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet « Fri Sep 02, 2016 5:09 pm
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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Fri Sep 02, 2016 5:09 pm » in General Chat

Any picture private or otherwise shared on this Forum cannot be used or shared outside of this Forum without the owners permission!

We take privacy extremely seriously and protecting our members privacy.

You may not, except with our express...

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Thornely Manor aka Beesthorpe Hall

Last post by jamie « Thu Feb 14, 2013 6:01 pm
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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:48 pm » in General Chat
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I am afraid, I have to post this, although I wish I didn't have to!

Due to the stupid actions of some fans who have recently visited Thornley Manor aka Beesthorpe Hall, no one, and that means no one is allowed anywhere near The Manor. If you try...

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when i win the lottery ill buy thornely manor and we all can enjoy it lol
but as u say it is somenones house so u dont want people trespassing
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AWP Avatars

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by AWP Corsa Tim » Sun Dec 30, 2012 1:06 am » in General Chat
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I made some basic avatars just in case anyone wants one...

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I noticed the avatars in the first post weren't showing, so they are now back again..
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by AWP Corsa Tim » Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:30 pm » in General Chat
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I have made a small one based on the top banners i made.. Are they ok on here lee??

If so, and someone wants one in the same style then let me know..

Tim

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I'm cool with it : )

It's ok I'm just quoting from the show. You'll get used to it with us lot.!
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Forum Rules - Read Before Posting Text & Pictures!

Last post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet « Fri Dec 21, 2012 8:11 pm
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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Fri Dec 21, 2012 8:11 pm » in General Chat

This is for all things Auf Wiedersehen Pet, but there are a few rules.

1. No swearing, except for series quotes which may include the word Bollocks.
2. No hate, race or arguing.
3. No blatant advertising of any kind, you must contribute....

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Auf Wiedersehen, Freddy (an Auf Wiedersehen, Pet/Nightmare on Elm Street crossover)

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by racesgirl2000 » Fri Dec 13, 2019 3:57 pm

It was so dark. All Stacey McCabe could make out through the darkness was the network of copper pipes as she ran down the catwalks of some old boiler room. She had no idea where she was, or even how she got there; all she knew was that she needed to...

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Fri Dec 13, 2019 3:57 pm
Switch it off then on again.

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by 936trt » Sun Nov 03, 2019 1:11 pm
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Chrissy didn't seem very surprised when Moxey arrived home.

Moxey: Hello petal, how are you, are you feeing any better? She glared at him and shook her head.

Chrissy: You're back because of the police raids I suppose?

Moxey: Well partly, yes,...

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Maybe Ally migbht return to kidnap our Dennis, man
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When Barry Met Hazel

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by racesgirl2000 » Wed Dec 04, 2019 4:16 pm

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I was wondering about myself about how Barry and Hazel first met so I was thinking that this story might be it. It's set in 1980 so enjoy.

Hazel Redfern wasn't ready to meet Barry Taylor the next day so she decided to wait for a month or two to...

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Barry woke up the next morning bright and early. He was going to see if Shirley would like to eat alone with him again that day. He sure didn't want to listen to Bob Fluke calling him Big Bad Barry. He was sick and tired of hearing Big Bad Barry all...

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Fri Dec 13, 2019 3:04 pm
Time Travel Doesn't Exist, Man (an Auf Wiedersehen, Pet/Back to the Future crossover)

Last post by racesgirl2000 « Wed Dec 04, 2019 3:42 pm
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by racesgirl2000 » Thu Nov 21, 2019 2:05 pm

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It was raining outside and at the Patterson home Dennis Patterson and his team were in the living room watching his son Kevin's new favourite film Back to the Future on video, the part where Marty plays Johnny B Goode.

We're down in Louisiana,...

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Marty, Bomber, Barry, Oz, Moxey and Neville all jumped out of the Monte Carlo as it reaches the edge of the cliff and fell into the cold dark water.

There goes my birthday present. Marty cried.

Look out, Marty! yelled Barry as he pushed Marty...

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Wed Dec 04, 2019 3:42 pm
The Break Up.

Last post by racesgirl2000 « Thu Nov 28, 2019 2:37 pm
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by Lou » Fri Jan 30, 2015 5:28 pm
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Setting:- 15 Townley Crescent, 1995.
Hazel is sat on the sofa with a suitcase on the floor waiting for Barry to come home from work. Barry enters the room carrying a big bunch of red roses.
B- Hello kid, happy 10th anniversary! Come on, hadn't you...

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Poor Barry. It looks like the cottage pie is the only pie Barry will be eating on his anniversary. 8-)

I agree but don't worry, I made him get back with Hazel
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Thu Nov 28, 2019 2:37 pm
Moxey's Miracle by Tracy Holmes

Last post by racesgirl2000 « Thu Nov 28, 2019 2:36 pm
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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Sat Jun 20, 2015 10:46 am

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Another great piece of Fan Fiction from Tracy!
An extension of the scene from Return of the Seven when we see Moxey plastering in prison.
Enjoy!

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Love it. Interesting to read a bit more of what could've been our favourite scouse firestarter's past.

Good point there

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Thu Nov 28, 2019 2:36 pm
Oz's Big Date

Last post by racesgirl2000 « Thu Nov 28, 2019 2:34 pm

by racesgirl2000 » Thu Nov 28, 2019 2:34 pm

It was a cool day in December 1985 and in his home, Leonard 'Oz' Osborne and his friend Dennis Patterson were dancing to an old Elvis Presley record.

Hey, Dennis man, guess what? asked Oz with a big smile on his face.

What? asked Dennis....

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Thu Nov 28, 2019 2:34 pm
A Trip to Boots - Lee Barratt

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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Tue Mar 08, 2016 7:15 pm

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After asking the 'Unanswered Questions' bit, I thought I would try and answer one with a bit of Fan Fiction......

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I enjoyed this post, a great bit of fiction.

You and me both and you said it

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Thu Nov 28, 2019 1:32 pm
Any fanfic suggestions

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by racesgirl2000 » Wed Nov 27, 2019 1:51 pm

Hey guys, I'm planning do write an Auf Wiuedersehen, Pet fanfic set in the early 90s so has anyone got ideas for me please?

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Wed Nov 27, 2019 1:51 pm
Christmas Eve in The Hut - Author Lou

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by Lou » Wed Dec 31, 2014 11:48 am
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Christmas Eve morning in the Hut.
(Barry comes charging in carrying shopping bags)
Barry - Lads, lads, look what I've got! I've been down the old town, look what I've bought!
Oz - Go on, dazzle wor....
Barry - I've had this brill idea, roight. I'm...

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Bloody hell.. 5 years since I wrote this!
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Mon Nov 25, 2019 9:21 pm
Father and Son

Last post by racesgirl2000 « Tue Nov 19, 2019 2:54 pm

by racesgirl2000 » Tue Nov 19, 2019 2:54 pm

With Tina visiting her parents in Cuba gone, Halloween had fallen a bit flat. Wyman Norris and his friends had gone to town the previous year dressing up in crazy costumes and partying like there was no tomorrow but now the team was down to only...

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Tue Nov 19, 2019 2:54 pm
The Return of Ally Fraser

Last post by racesgirl2000 « Sun Nov 17, 2019 2:06 pm
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by racesgirl2000 » Fri Nov 08, 2019 2:28 pm

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Marty?

Martin Taylor Jr aka Marty turned and grinned when he saw the familiar blue eyes of his later father's closest and favourite cousin Barry.

What's up?

That's exactly what I was about to ask you.

Marty grimaced.

Uncle Barry, it's way...

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Damn, damn, damn.

Joanne's anger had been so intense, so blinding that until the explosion that threw him across the hideout, she was not aware that she had thrown everything breakable within reach into the flames of the fireplace. The bottle of...

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Sun Nov 17, 2019 2:06 pm
I Pity the Fraser (an Auf Wiedersehen, Pet/A-Team crossover)

Last post by racesgirl2000 « Sat Nov 16, 2019 1:26 pm
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by racesgirl2000 » Thu Oct 31, 2019 3:49 pm

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Newcastle's most notorious career criminal Ally Fraser sat at his desk in the old warehouse that he had long ago converted into his secret headquarters. The place had been abandoned since 1977 which was the year he first got arrested; the only thing...

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A few days had passed. Dennis, Oz and the A-Team were at Pizza Hut in Durham as Oz, despite himself, had been nonstop in his gratitude for the A-Team for helping him save Dennis and since Murdoch now put him in mind of Moxey, that gratitude extended...

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Sat Nov 16, 2019 1:26 pm
Aloe Goodbye

Last post by racesgirl2000 « Fri Nov 08, 2019 2:21 pm
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by 936trt » Fri Jan 27, 2017 12:00 pm
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Bomber is shaking Wyman Wake up half pint ,time to get to work. Wyman struggles to open his eyes and sees a flight attendant leaning over him with a concerned expression on her face.

Excuse me sir you have been talking quite loudly.We are not long...

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I so wanted Oz and Vicki to stay together
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Fri Nov 08, 2019 2:21 pm
The Wonders of Oz

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by 936trt » Wed Mar 28, 2018 12:55 pm
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Oz was pleasantly surprised by Bob Smiths 'phone call.

Oz: So it's definite then Bob,these are the guys that got all Kenny's intel?

Bob: Without a shadow of doubt Mr O-sorry Oz. I've seen all the documentation ,nothing hidden ,except of course...

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So what happened to Ally after this story?
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Fri Nov 08, 2019 2:18 pm
Honesty (question on Fan Fiction).

Last post by racesgirl2000 « Tue Nov 05, 2019 2:30 pm
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by RHill » Fri Jan 30, 2015 10:15 pm
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I've just read all the other fan fiction scripts again. Now I'm worried that Tracy, Lou, Tim and Lee have been 'polite' with their feedbacks on my two scripts. Please don't be polite. I need honesty. I need you ALL to be like Simon Cowell. If you...

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To be honest( and that is what you have asked for) I think we should all write whatever we feel. I just imagine these little scenarios when I am doing boring stuff like washing up cleaning etc. I just let the scene play out in my head and then write...
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Tue Nov 05, 2019 2:30 pm
Neville's Night, Brenda's Nightmare by Tracy Holmes

Last post by racesgirl2000 « Tue Nov 05, 2019 2:26 pm
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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Sun May 01, 2016 10:13 am

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Brand new Fan Fiction by Tracy Holmes.
Set after the closing credits of 'The Accused'....

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Poor Brenda, what did Neville do to upset here?

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Tue Nov 05, 2019 2:26 pm
When Dennis Met Oz

Last post by racesgirl2000 « Sun Nov 03, 2019 2:10 pm
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by Hallwood » Thu Jun 11, 2015 2:19 pm

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“Another pint, Oz?” asked Sandra, the barmaid at the Wheatsheaf. Oz took a last swig of the dregs of his fifth pint of the afternoon, then replied “aye, please.” He noticed his old friend Dennis Patterson come in through the lounge door, so he said...

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Enjoyed that.

Yeah, me too

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Sun Nov 03, 2019 2:10 pm
Lost and Found

Last post by racesgirl2000 « Sun Nov 03, 2019 2:06 pm
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by 936trt » Sun Jun 02, 2019 2:00 pm
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Guy is showing Chrissy around the estate in Scotland.

Guy: “ It’s almost six months since you were last here and closer to a year since the first lodges were completed. I’m sure you will be impressed with the progress we’ve made.”

Chrissy: “Moxey...

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No Tatiana in this, thank God for that
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Sun Nov 03, 2019 2:06 pm
Game: Random title/plot

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by RHill » Mon Aug 10, 2015 12:29 am
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I was reading that script in the Auf Wiedersehen Pet book again today about Saddam Hussein bunker etc. I forgot how funny it was :lol: Even though the story is so 'unlikely', it was very funny and certainly entertaining to read. Gave me this idea:...

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How about a when Neville met Lotte scenario........

Or a story of how Neville met Brenda for the first time
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