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Video 19 - A Trip to Series 1 locations - Part 1

Last post by AWP Corsa Tim « Thu Jul 09, 2020 1:56 pm
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by AWP Corsa Tim » Mon Jun 15, 2020 3:49 pm » in General Chat
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I return to show you more Auf Wiedersehen Pet Locations, and also to meet another Super-Fan too, Perry Gascoine, Perry had the enthusiasm just like i do with locations, and thankfully we had a bonus of him knowing mates who fished!! As this is what...

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I'm very much looking forward to Mr Wagstaff's next video - A Trip to Series 1 locations - Part 2. Wey gan get it then . :D

Aye.. As soon as this lockdown shite is gone.. Bloody massive ya know.. Series one locations area!!
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Picture Copyright & Privacy: Pictures Shared On The Forum

Last post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet « Fri Sep 02, 2016 5:09 pm
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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Fri Sep 02, 2016 5:09 pm » in General Chat

Any picture private or otherwise shared on this Forum cannot be used or shared outside of this Forum without the owners permission!

We take privacy extremely seriously and protecting our members privacy.

You may not, except with our express...

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Fri Sep 02, 2016 5:09 pm
Thornely Manor aka Beesthorpe Hall

Last post by jamie « Thu Feb 14, 2013 6:01 pm
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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:48 pm » in General Chat
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I am afraid, I have to post this, although I wish I didn't have to!

Due to the stupid actions of some fans who have recently visited Thornley Manor aka Beesthorpe Hall, no one, and that means no one is allowed anywhere near The Manor. If you try...

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when i win the lottery ill buy thornely manor and we all can enjoy it lol
but as u say it is somenones house so u dont want people trespassing
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 6:01 pm
AWP Avatars

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by AWP Corsa Tim » Sun Dec 30, 2012 1:06 am » in General Chat
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I made some basic avatars just in case anyone wants one...

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I noticed the avatars in the first post weren't showing, so they are now back again..
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by AWP Corsa Tim » Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:30 pm » in General Chat
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I have made a small one based on the top banners i made.. Are they ok on here lee??

If so, and someone wants one in the same style then let me know..

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I'm cool with it : )

It's ok I'm just quoting from the show. You'll get used to it with us lot.!
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Tue Jan 16, 2018 3:08 pm
Forum Rules - Read Before Posting Text & Pictures!

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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Fri Dec 21, 2012 8:11 pm » in General Chat

This is for all things Auf Wiedersehen Pet, but there are a few rules.

1. No swearing, except for series quotes which may include the word Bollocks.
2. No hate, race or arguing.
3. No blatant advertising of any kind, you must contribute....

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A Concerted Effort

Last post by Tracy « Wed Feb 24, 2021 5:30 pm
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by 936trt » Sun Dec 13, 2020 12:50 pm
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A Concerted Effort

Oz was looking at Sarah with raised eyebrows.

Oz:” This is a huge bastard job pet. It’s way more involved than I ever imagined. “

Sarah: “Yes Oz, I think we’ve been far too close to be able to get it in perspective. When I...

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If the Hong Kong staff were in the protests, may never see them again. :?
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Wed Feb 24, 2021 5:30 pm
Prospects Options Choices

Last post by Tracy « Mon Dec 07, 2020 1:30 am
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by 936trt » Fri Mar 06, 2020 1:29 pm
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Wyman has been listening to Chris describe his itinerary for the next month or so.They are sat in an office in the New Castle.

Chris: “ I know it’s a lot to take in , take your time , we’ll discuss it again when you’re ready.”

Wyman: “ You’re...

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Mon Dec 07, 2020 1:30 am
The Kidnapping

Last post by racesgirl2000 « Sat Oct 24, 2020 7:18 am
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by Londongal1983 » Wed Oct 07, 2020 8:53 am

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Chapter 1: Kidnapped

Authors Note: I dont own anything, Franc Roddam owns it all! This story takes place in 1990 and this is set in an alternate universe if there were at least 2 or 3 more seasons of Auf Wiedersehen, Pet after season 2. I do...

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Oh no, poor Angela

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Sat Oct 24, 2020 7:18 am
Slight Return

Last post by racesgirl2000 « Sat Oct 24, 2020 7:13 am
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by racesgirl2000 » Wed Jan 29, 2020 4:25 pm

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This fanfic is new, set in the early 90s and based on this post:

Chapter 1- Ally's Back

About 15 miles away from Newcastle lies a tough prison called Durham Prison where all the sick and screwed-up criminals caught by MI-5, MI-6 and the police of...

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I hope there's more

There will be

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Sat Oct 24, 2020 7:13 am
Lockdown with the Lads

Last post by Chrish2017 « Sun Aug 16, 2020 12:55 pm
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by Lou » Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:36 pm

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The lads are all sat round the table in the hut waiting for Dennis to return from his meeting in the site office with Grunwald...
In walks Den...
Wayne_ So Den, what's the word?
Den_ Right lads, the situation is that Germany is on Lockdown. From now...

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Very good

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Sun Aug 16, 2020 12:55 pm
'One For The Autobahn' by Tracy Holmes

Last post by 936trt « Mon Jun 08, 2020 1:57 pm
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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Sat Aug 13, 2016 5:40 pm

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A new Fan Fiction by Tracy, and I really loved this one.
I feel into reading it in the way of the characters......

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Puts Herr Grunwald in a new light for me!

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Mon Jun 08, 2020 1:57 pm
Another Hut, Same Barry....

Last post by 936trt « Sat Jun 06, 2020 9:46 am
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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Thu Mar 10, 2016 8:56 pm

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I'm getting quite deep with this one, no jokes please, I've heard them all.....

It's set during Series 3, in that manky hut in Arizona.

Another Hut, Same Barry:

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Should spend more time at the Chicken Ranch?

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Sat Jun 06, 2020 9:46 am
Stay out of Trouble

Last post by Londongal1983 « Sun May 31, 2020 7:18 pm
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by Londongal1983 » Thu May 21, 2020 5:29 am

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Scene 1- Scotswood Road, Newcastle. Dennis Patterson and Leonard 'Oz' Osborne are walking to a building site and talking among themselves.

Oz: So what did Vera say about your lad then, Dennis man?

Dennis: She says that our Kevin's behaviour's out...

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Scene 11-

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Sun May 31, 2020 7:18 pm
Honesty (question on Fan Fiction).

Last post by 936trt « Sat May 30, 2020 11:19 am
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by RHill » Fri Jan 30, 2015 10:15 pm
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I've just read all the other fan fiction scripts again. Now I'm worried that Tracy, Lou, Tim and Lee have been 'polite' with their feedbacks on my two scripts. Please don't be polite. I need honesty. I need you ALL to be like Simon Cowell. If you...

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Just read what Lou said ....as long as we all enjoy it who gives a toss! just what Oz would have said ,totally agree.
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Sat May 30, 2020 11:19 am
Oz's Big Date

Last post by Londongal1983 « Thu May 28, 2020 7:34 am
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by racesgirl2000 » Thu Nov 28, 2019 2:34 pm

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It was a cool day in December 1985 and in his home, Leonard 'Oz' Osborne and his friend Dennis Patterson were dancing to an old Elvis Presley record.

Hey, Dennis man, guess what? asked Oz with a big smile on his face.

What? asked Dennis....

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Great story, was this set after Ally got sentenced?

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Thu May 28, 2020 7:34 am
Going to New York

Last post by Londongal1983 « Thu May 28, 2020 7:32 am
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by racesgirl2000 » Sun Dec 22, 2019 2:48 pm

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Okay, this the opening part of the Auf Pet script set in 1990 as I suggested to my pal Paul Hughes. Here's to you, dude:

Scene 1. A suburban home, Sunderland. Joe Barton is reading as his girlfriend Stacey McCabe is play fighting with Leonard 'Oz'...

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I loved this script from start to finish

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Last post by Londongal1983
Thu May 28, 2020 7:32 am
Aloe Goodbye

Last post by 936trt « Fri May 15, 2020 10:42 am
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Bomber is shaking Wyman Wake up half pint ,time to get to work. Wyman struggles to open his eyes and sees a flight attendant leaning over him with a concerned expression on her face.

Excuse me sir you have been talking quite loudly.We are not long...

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Tempus fugit
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Fri May 15, 2020 10:42 am
The Trial of Ally Fraser

Last post by Londongal1983 « Fri May 08, 2020 8:25 pm
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by racesgirl2000 » Fri Oct 18, 2019 1:14 pm

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Set shortly after the season 2 finale, we finally see what happens as the butthead Ally Fraser has his day in court.

Scene 1- A lawyer's office in Sunderland. Dennis and Oz are sitting in front of a young black lawyer.

Lawyer: Now, Mr Patterson,...

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This was great from start to finish. DL

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Last post by Londongal1983
Fri May 08, 2020 8:25 pm
When Dennis Met Oz

Last post by 936trt « Sun Apr 19, 2020 8:37 am
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by Hallwood » Thu Jun 11, 2015 2:19 pm

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“Another pint, Oz?” asked Sandra, the barmaid at the Wheatsheaf. Oz took a last swig of the dregs of his fifth pint of the afternoon, then replied “aye, please.” He noticed his old friend Dennis Patterson come in through the lounge door, so he said...

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And as they say the rest is history! Excellent ,can't wait for the rest.....

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Sun Apr 19, 2020 8:37 am
The Break Up.

Last post by 936trt « Sat Apr 11, 2020 11:30 am
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by Lou » Fri Jan 30, 2015 5:28 pm
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Setting:- 15 Townley Crescent, 1995.
Hazel is sat on the sofa with a suitcase on the floor waiting for Barry to come home from work. Barry enters the room carrying a big bunch of red roses.
B- Hello kid, happy 10th anniversary! Come on, hadn't you...

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Cottage pie will never seem the same to me after this!
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Sat Apr 11, 2020 11:30 am
Eu in or out? My attempt at fan fiction

Last post by 936trt « Thu Mar 26, 2020 12:58 pm
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by staveley » Tue Jun 21, 2016 10:22 pm

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Hope you like this, let me have your comments, my first attempt.
Eu in or out?
Scene 1. The lads are in the drawing room at Thornelly Manor, relaxing with a few cans of beer after a hard days graft. Its the 22th of June, the eve of the EU...

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Just read again,still relevant !

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Thu Mar 26, 2020 12:58 pm
Martins Misfortune

Last post by 936trt « Fri Mar 20, 2020 8:30 am
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by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Tue Sep 12, 2017 6:20 pm

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Another cracker by wor Tracy!

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Dear me , very sad ,I felt sorry for poor Martin!

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Fri Mar 20, 2020 8:30 am
Switch it off then on again.

Last post by Tracy « Sat Feb 29, 2020 1:00 am
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by 936trt » Sun Nov 03, 2019 1:11 pm
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Chrissy didn't seem very surprised when Moxey arrived home.

Moxey: Hello petal, how are you, are you feeing any better? She glared at him and shook her head.

Chrissy: You're back because of the police raids I suppose?

Moxey: Well partly, yes,...

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OP
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Sat Feb 29, 2020 1:00 am
A High Price to Pay

Last post by racesgirl2000 « Tue Feb 18, 2020 2:42 pm
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by racesgirl2000 » Mon Feb 03, 2020 1:43 pm

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Trevor O' Leary awoke to darkness. His head ached and a strong smell of oil and fuel made him feel sick. An engine roared loudly and he realized that he was lying uncomfortably in the trunk of a moving car. It was hot, desperately hot and what...

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Back in the Taylor house, news of Trevor's rescue had come via the MI-5 agent stationed in the house. The delight of the family was tempered by the news that Trevor was being driven to Birmingham City Hospital but at least he was out of the hands of...

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Last post by racesgirl2000
Tue Feb 18, 2020 2:42 pm
The Seven vs the Sleep Demon

Last post by racesgirl2000 « Sun Dec 22, 2019 2:04 pm
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by racesgirl2000 » Fri Dec 13, 2019 3:57 pm

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It was so dark. All Stacey McCabe could make out through the darkness was the network of copper pipes as she ran down the catwalks of some old boiler room. She had no idea where she was, or even how she got there; all she knew was that she needed to...

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Stacey had added the sixth and last pancake to the stack when her stepfather walked into the kitchen fully dressed in his uniform. His eyes were half-lidded from sleepiness and bloodshot, the whites of his eyeballs containing a deep pinkish hue....

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Sun Dec 22, 2019 2:04 pm

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