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Video 19 - A Trip to Series 1 locations - Part 1
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AWP Corsa Tim » Mon Jun 15, 2020 3:49 pm
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I return to show you more Auf Wiedersehen Pet Locations, and also to meet another Super-Fan too, Perry Gascoine, Perry had the enthusiasm just like i do with locations, and thankfully we had a bonus of him knowing mates who fished!! As this is what...
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I'm very much looking forward to Mr Wagstaff's next video - A Trip to Series 1 locations - Part 2. Wey gan get it then . :D
Aye.. As soon as this lockdown shite is gone.. Bloody massive ya know.. Series one locations area!!
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Fri Sep 02, 2016 5:09 pm
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Thornely Manor aka Beesthorpe Hall
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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:48 pm
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I am afraid, I have to post this, although I wish I didn't have to!
Due to the stupid actions of some fans who have recently visited Thornley Manor aka Beesthorpe Hall, no one, and that means no one is allowed anywhere near The Manor. If you try...
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when i win the lottery ill buy thornely manor and we all can enjoy it lol
but as u say it is somenones house so u dont want people trespassing
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Thu Feb 14, 2013 6:01 pm
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AWP Avatars
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AWP Corsa Tim » Sun Dec 30, 2012 1:06 am
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I made some basic avatars just in case anyone wants one...
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I noticed the avatars in the first post weren't showing, so they are now back again..
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Mon May 01, 2017 8:09 pm
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Forum Signature Banners
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AWP Corsa Tim » Fri Dec 21, 2012 10:30 pm
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I have made a small one based on the top banners i made.. Are they ok on here lee??
If so, and someone wants one in the same style then let me know..
Tim
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I'm cool with it : )
It's ok I'm just quoting from the show. You'll get used to it with us lot.!
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Tue Jan 16, 2018 3:08 pm
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Fri Dec 21, 2012 8:11 pm
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Nevilles Dilemma
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936trt » Wed Oct 12, 2022 2:01 pm
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Nev pulled up outside the MacDonald estate after an overnight drive from the airport. As he waited for someone to answer the door he was hoping Moxey was home and this made him begin to question the steps which had brought him here . Morag came to...
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There was a pause in the conversation , Gary looked at Tarquin and closed his eyes for a few seconds before replying.
Gary :” This whole thing is a mess. But I am clear about one thing. How I feel about Heather’s death .Although we hadn’t...
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Sat May 27, 2023 1:00 pm
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The Last Gig
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936trt » Mon Sep 20, 2021 11:44 am
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Barry and Naomi are relaxing in Kenny Ames’ mountain lodge, and Barry has decided to make a jug of mojito’s as “it would save time.”
Naomi :” So Kenny reckons this place is as safe as anywhere?”
Barry :”Absolutely.He has a reasoned basis for...
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Two, double bollocks ! One, bollocks ! And then ? Ground Zero. We're looking for druggies, or dossers. :o :cry: 8-)
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Tue Oct 04, 2022 5:08 pm
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Friends Reunited
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racesgirl2000 » Tue Aug 24, 2021 12:42 pm
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Chapter 1- The Great Escape
July 23rd 1990
It was cloudy in Tynemouth but warm and still as cheerful as it always was even as it threatened to rain. Dennis Patterson stood outside his ex-wife Vera's house muttering lightly to himself as his eyes...
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Interesting so far but I was pissed off with Callum for what he did to Angela and Ally for kidnapping Moxey
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Fri Aug 12, 2022 10:48 am
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Auf pet breaks the space time continuum
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keepensiechangen » Sat May 28, 2022 6:11 pm
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I would like to see a series where Barry managed to create a time machine being a sparky and all. The lads all go back in time to Dusseldorf and remake each episode with them as they are now, with some similarities and differences written by the...
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I’d read it if we also see Kevin, Angela, Rod and their families
Me too
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Fri Aug 12, 2022 10:47 am
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Little fleas have lesser fleas.........
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936trt » Thu Nov 25, 2021 2:32 pm
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Little fleas have lesser fleas……
Dennis Paterson and Neville Hope are reflecting on the beneficial effects of alcohol and a virtuous life , relaxing in Debbies back garden .
Neville :” Aye we should be pleased the way things turned out....
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Oh dear me, how about Manorca, twice ! :roll:
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Sun Jun 12, 2022 6:46 am
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Lockdown with the Lads
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Lou » Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:36 pm
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The lads are all sat round the table in the hut waiting for Dennis to return from his meeting in the site office with Grunwald...
In walks Den...
Wayne_ So Den, what's the word?
Den_ Right lads, the situation is that Germany is on Lockdown. From now...
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I am shipping out mates i would better in with the turks rather than staying in here with you lot
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Wed Apr 27, 2022 1:25 pm
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Need help with a new fanfic coming soon
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racesgirl2000 » Mon Apr 25, 2022 7:11 am
Hey, guys, I need help with a new fanfic I’m doing soon based on an idea involving this question: I spoke about to a pal of mine last night about what would've happened if Tim Healy, Jimmy Nail and Bill Paterson were all in an episode of the final...
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Mon Apr 25, 2022 7:11 am
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Brand new Fan Fiction: Barry in Mitushistan
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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Thu Jan 19, 2017 6:21 pm
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Brand new Fan Fiction by Tracy!
I've been uploading an update of the site, so it's taken me a few days to get it on, apologies Tracy.
Here it is:
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C'mon Tracy. That's years ago. Are you going to surprise us at this year's Christmas party with another?
What Christmas partys this ? :lol:
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Thu Dec 23, 2021 4:12 am
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Bomber v Magowan
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Magowan » Sun Oct 18, 2015 8:35 am
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Bomber v Magowan
Right! If you want to make something of this, I'll kill you! Mac growled to Neville. That goes for you as well, he continued to Barry before he shoved Neville for confirmation.
Hey, don't push me! Nev groaned as he pushed Mac...
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Bomber would kick McGowan's ass
Totally
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Sat Oct 16, 2021 12:55 pm
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Goodbye, Tyneside
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Londongal1983 » Thu Jul 15, 2021 12:12 pm
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(Fade in on a a wide angle shot of City of Wolverhampton College. It's a good sized campus with several buildings, lecture halls, and dormitories. We pan across the grounds and see several students engaged in the usual pre-semester hijinks...
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Love this and I'm chuffed Kevin escaped from Vera
You said it and there's more to come
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Last post by racesgirl2000
Sun Sep 26, 2021 12:39 pm
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A Concerted Effort
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936trt » Sun Dec 13, 2020 12:50 pm
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A Concerted Effort
Oz was looking at Sarah with raised eyebrows.
Oz:” This is a huge bastard job pet. It’s way more involved than I ever imagined. “
Sarah: “Yes Oz, I think we’ve been far too close to be able to get it in perspective. When I...
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Chris is talking directly to Jo.
Chris :”You’re saying the local police cleared the site yesterday?”
Jo :”They arrived as the fire was put out and spent half an hour picking over the debris.”
Chris :” Nothing special for them then?”
Jo :”I...
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Fri Sep 17, 2021 12:09 pm
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A Home From Home - What Happened Next
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Hallwood » Wed Sep 08, 2021 11:58 am
WAYNE: Mr Arthur “Tiger” Pringle, this is your life!
The lads chorus “Da, Da-Da Daaaaa!”
The colour drains from Arthur’s face as he realises what has happened.
ARTHUR: (softly, but sternly): Now look here. That tape is private property, so hand...
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Wed Sep 08, 2021 11:58 am
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Neville and Dennis
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Hallwood » Wed Jul 14, 2021 8:52 am
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Neville & Dennis
Dennis walks into the lounge bar of the Wheatsheaf pub. Neville is sitting down at a table near the bar, nursing half a pint of lager and looking pensive. Neville looks up and sees Dennis at the bar. He gives him a wave, and Dennis...
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Awe that's bostin that is ! DL
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Thu Jul 29, 2021 2:34 am
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Angela Loves Frank
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Londongal1983 » Mon Jul 26, 2021 12:20 pm
Act 1, Scene 1: Happy Donut, Northumberland.
ANGELA: Why the hell are we here?
NEROMA: Hello, Mr. Phelps... how's the chain going?
PHELPS: It's going really badly. We might have to close it soon, it's doing so badly.
NORMA: Oh no...
PHELPS:...
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Mon Jul 26, 2021 12:20 pm
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Prospects Options Choices
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936trt » Fri Mar 06, 2020 1:29 pm
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Wyman has been listening to Chris describe his itinerary for the next month or so.They are sat in an office in the New Castle.
Chris: “ I know it’s a lot to take in , take your time , we’ll discuss it again when you’re ready.”
Wyman: “ You’re...
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OP
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Mon Dec 07, 2020 1:30 am
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The Kidnapping
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Londongal1983 » Wed Oct 07, 2020 8:53 am
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Chapter 1: Kidnapped
Authors Note: I dont own anything, Franc Roddam owns it all! This story takes place in 1990 and this is set in an alternate universe if there were at least 2 or 3 more seasons of Auf Wiedersehen, Pet after season 2. I do...
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Oh no, poor Angela
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Sat Oct 24, 2020 7:18 am
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Slight Return
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racesgirl2000 » Wed Jan 29, 2020 4:25 pm
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This fanfic is new, set in the early 90s and based on this post:
Chapter 1- Ally's Back
About 15 miles away from Newcastle lies a tough prison called Durham Prison where all the sick and screwed-up criminals caught by MI-5, MI-6 and the police of...
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I hope there's more
There will be
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Sat Oct 24, 2020 7:13 am
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Mon Jun 08, 2020 1:57 pm
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Another Hut, Same Barry....
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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Thu Mar 10, 2016 8:56 pm
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I'm getting quite deep with this one, no jokes please, I've heard them all.....
It's set during Series 3, in that manky hut in Arizona.
Another Hut, Same Barry:
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Should spend more time at the Chicken Ranch?
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Sat Jun 06, 2020 9:46 am
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Stay out of Trouble
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Londongal1983 » Thu May 21, 2020 5:29 am
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Scene 1- Scotswood Road, Newcastle. Dennis Patterson and Leonard 'Oz' Osborne are walking to a building site and talking among themselves.
Oz: So what did Vera say about your lad then, Dennis man?
Dennis: She says that our Kevin's behaviour's out...
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Scene 11-
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Sun May 31, 2020 7:18 pm
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