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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:30 pm

"Am right, am right....I know am right man!....."
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Post by RHill » Fri Jan 11, 2013 2:38 pm

"I'll get it. Hello? Patterson! Who? WHO? Ali Frazer??"

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Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Fri Jan 11, 2013 3:11 pm

Burn Rubber!!
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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by jamie » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:20 pm

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet wrote:"Come on Arthur! Get the door open man! We've only got 1 hour and 59 minutes drinking left!...."
when bombers daughter has to go the the toilet and oz has to stand guard then the turkish guy comes and oz says kaput you have to go back and the turkish guy wants in. and oz says whats wrong with you . you only get one bath a year and the guy says something like cheski che and oz says what todays the day

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Post by dan slider » Fri Jan 11, 2013 4:25 pm

3 months i was away that time!

What won the 4.30!
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Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Fri Jan 11, 2013 6:19 pm

"Hey, there's some champion boilers in here mind...."
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Post by Gaffer » Fri Jan 11, 2013 10:54 pm

Barry!, Moxey! you better get up, the birds are eating all yer seeds!
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Who the heck are the pharomone's!

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Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Fri Jan 11, 2013 10:59 pm

"Get stuffed!...."
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Post by Gaffer » Fri Jan 11, 2013 11:01 pm

What are you peasants doing on my property, there's notices there that clearly state, members of the working class will be exterminated, now piss ouf.
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Post by Hallwood » Sun Jan 13, 2013 11:08 am

We were lying aboot on a beach somewhere, rolling in the surf. An' she was makin' these ecstatic moanin' noises...

Wayne: And yer toolbag's driftin' out to sea...

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Post by Hallwood » Sun Jan 13, 2013 11:12 am

Well, I'll try and put it another way. Ye kna when footballers get to a certain age, they've got to slow their game doon? But they seem to get to be better players, cos of the experience, ye kna? Like Johnny Giles; Leeds and Eire. I feel like I've been playin' with someone like him for 90 minutes this afternoon.

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Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:50 pm

Well a promise is a promise isnt it!
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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by Gaffer » Mon Jan 14, 2013 7:44 pm

I'm Not here me! I'm the invisible man!
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Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:15 pm

"Have a nice boring weekend in Newcastle eh, while we dee some humping..."
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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Mon Jan 14, 2013 8:17 pm

Is the owner of a Silver GMC Pickup in the room?
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