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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Thu Jan 17, 2013 6:30 pm

Dennis: Where's Neville?

Oz: Well he's not in here with me!
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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by Lynchy » Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:10 pm

What a FANTASTIC collection ! Really laughed at these !!!!! Thank you everyone.

"Hey ! This is this !"

"Showars is hot enough, but by the time you've got back yeev lost all the benevit !"

"Why ? Why ? Why? ............... Why ?!"

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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Thu Jan 17, 2013 7:54 pm

'Well what have a said noo?....' Who Won The War Anyway
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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Fri Jan 18, 2013 9:24 pm

They're only just getting over the Black Death in Byker man!

[Educating Oz] 8-)
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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by Tracy » Fri Jan 18, 2013 10:51 pm

Fly ya cuzin Martin doon, why doont ya, EH !!!
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Post by RHill » Sat Jan 19, 2013 10:51 am

"Never mind bastard tiles!!"

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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Sat Jan 19, 2013 3:18 pm

I just think there's something exciting about a Wifey who's got a few years experience under her belt..you knaw what i mean, but still looks like a tidy bit of tackle!
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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by Hallwood » Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:16 pm

Man in club: What sort of work is it you do for Mr Fraser?
Oz: We're his legal advisers.

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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Sun Jan 20, 2013 11:18 pm

Calm doon, Calm doon, he's got his dancing clogs on!!
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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by Wall meet again » Tue Jan 22, 2013 10:36 am

Who wants to gan see a tossin waterfall!

Answer to Barry's question.

(1st post, great site)!!

Oops,it was Neville's question not Barry's!
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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by Hallwood » Tue Jan 22, 2013 2:12 pm

Well the bloke at the brewery must really love Duran Duran!

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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Tue Jan 22, 2013 2:34 pm

Never forget your roots son, you will always be a Geordie, no matter where you go, cos this is the place that shaped you.. made you what you are, alright!?
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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by Ally Fraser » Wed Jan 23, 2013 8:40 am

" It worked under water Dennis"!!!!!!
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Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Wed Jan 23, 2013 2:44 pm

Well i'd have to consult with me colleagues but i think it would be alreet..
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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Wed Jan 23, 2013 7:07 pm

"D'ya want a can Bomber....."

Love this scene!
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