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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by AlreetPal » Thu Apr 04, 2013 4:09 pm

Still pleutin' doon is it?
Shut ya yak will ya man, you snivelling little git.


We're sophisticated blokes us, ya know.

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Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Thu Apr 04, 2013 8:27 pm

Those small fancies' .. they were only little.. ive got a raging thirst mind!
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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by houseoffraser » Thu Apr 04, 2013 8:40 pm

To Moxey whilst walking to the flat in Gateshead....'aye, when your standing on the balcony with your Martini tumbler, you could nigh on be in Manhattan.....if you close your eyes like'

To the lads about the journo 'so what, dosnt mean i have to like him dies it..??' after drinking a bottle and half of his brandy !!

And the classic to Geoffrey Oxlade about the Sun 'im surprised at yee reading a rag like that, i normally keep that wedged behind the pipe in the bog' which followed 'i remember this prick'

Class....

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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by Breaking Away » Sat Apr 06, 2013 8:34 pm

What, he went to his house, like?
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Post by Hedley Irwin » Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:34 pm

Poor little Buzby must be working overtime tonight
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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by Breaking Away » Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:48 pm

I hope you've got a full packet....
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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by Breaking Away » Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:28 pm

Who's Lotte?
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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by Breaking Away » Tue Apr 09, 2013 2:31 pm

We've never been in the fast lane
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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Tue Apr 09, 2013 8:54 pm

"A read this spy book once where this agent hides the plans in a plastercast....canny that like.... except he got caught and shot...."
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Post by HerrPfister » Wed Apr 10, 2013 6:40 am

'Hellooo! Patterson residence...'
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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by Breaking Away » Wed Apr 10, 2013 9:46 pm

I think Newcastle won the Fairs Cup on a Tuesday.
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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by RHill » Thu Apr 11, 2013 8:48 pm

"Hello is that the intercontinental?

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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by RHill » Thu Apr 11, 2013 10:03 pm

"All these coins.... there's three-and-a-half!"

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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by Breaking Away » Fri Apr 12, 2013 9:39 am

I'm just waiting for one word out of line and I'll pin his ears to the dartboard with this.
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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by Breaking Away » Fri Apr 12, 2013 9:41 am

Music to shag sheep to.
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