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Oz Quotes
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Re: Oz Quotes
Still pleutin' doon is it?
Shut ya yak will ya man, you snivelling little git.
We're sophisticated blokes us, ya know.
We're sophisticated blokes us, ya know.
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To Moxey whilst walking to the flat in Gateshead....'aye, when your standing on the balcony with your Martini tumbler, you could nigh on be in Manhattan.....if you close your eyes like'
To the lads about the journo 'so what, dosnt mean i have to like him dies it..??' after drinking a bottle and half of his brandy !!
And the classic to Geoffrey Oxlade about the Sun 'im surprised at yee reading a rag like that, i normally keep that wedged behind the pipe in the bog' which followed 'i remember this prick'
Class....
To the lads about the journo 'so what, dosnt mean i have to like him dies it..??' after drinking a bottle and half of his brandy !!
And the classic to Geoffrey Oxlade about the Sun 'im surprised at yee reading a rag like that, i normally keep that wedged behind the pipe in the bog' which followed 'i remember this prick'
Class....
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Re: Oz Quotes
Poor little Buzby must be working overtime tonight

I need some slippers, and some soap
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Re: Oz Quotes
"A read this spy book once where this agent hides the plans in a plastercast....canny that like.... except he got caught and shot...."

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Re: Oz Quotes
"Hello is that the intercontinental?
Re: Oz Quotes
"All these coins.... there's three-and-a-half!"
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Re: Oz Quotes
I'm just waiting for one word out of line and I'll pin his ears to the dartboard with this.

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