Oz Quotes

[Auf Wiedersehen, Pet]

"Come on Arthur! Get the door open man! We've only got 1 hour and 59 minutes drinking left!...."

[AWP Corsa Tim]

Ah Bollocks... 'Barry Trying to sleep moaning' ...Ah Double Bollocks!!

[BombersAway]

Its got twin speakers, tape deck, radio! and a little toy telly on the top!!

[AWP Corsa Tim]

Just looked at topic NAME.. Sorry..

Oz... Aye..., and Donkey Shite to you too pal!

[BombersAway]

My baby takes the morning train.......she gans to graft and back agen!!

[Auf Wiedersehen, Pet]

I thought it would be good to have a section for each character, so we don't have a mass of topics listed....

[AWP Corsa Tim]

Ive got a raging thirst!

[BombersAway]

I've met this Eric. Canny lad, for an Eric

[BombersAway]

Oz: Mind you, it might only be a darts match, but us British have still got to try and hammer these Germans.
Wayne: What for?
Oz: 'Cos they're the bastards that bombed me granny.

[BombersAway]

I'll tell you one thing, mate. Sex is in its infancy in Gateshead!!

[BombersAway]

Aye nice darts Barry. One in the five, one in the four and one in the wall!

[BombersAway]

Spurs.... you can tell man!

[BombersAway]

"Dearest Brenda, Weather fine Knocking shop Fantastic"

[BombersAway]

Rule Britannia, marmalade and jam,. Five Chinese crackers up your arsehole ...

[Auf Wiedersehen, Pet]

"Do you want this trowel in your gob lad?...."