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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by Gaffer » Tue Jan 08, 2013 11:16 pm

It certainly moves fast that curry doesn't it! I divent know why we buy it and sling it straight doon the bog, we could cut the middle man oot then!
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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by Hedley Irwin » Tue Jan 08, 2013 11:34 pm

I bumped into Eddie Huggins and, phwoar what a skinful, anyway he was saying that their lass had told him that wor lass and gone to stay in Blackpool with her lass...
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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by Hallwood » Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:07 am

There's never been a shirtlifter in the Osbourne family, and we can trace wor lineage back to the Second World War!

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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Wed Jan 09, 2013 12:34 pm

"What's the beef here...?"
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Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Wed Jan 09, 2013 12:35 pm

"Any chance of a cuppa..?"
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Post by HudPitch » Wed Jan 09, 2013 1:02 pm

"Ye canne get that in England ye see, a good story, with plenty of humpin'"
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Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Wed Jan 09, 2013 4:59 pm

I'm just going to the pub pet with me stool..
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Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Wed Jan 09, 2013 5:06 pm

Seeing as this is a Red Hot subject, and we have the 'Hut Burning Doon' as the Icon.....

"Burnt the toast again have you Barry......"
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Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Wed Jan 09, 2013 5:44 pm

I went to Nashville after that!
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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by Hallwood » Wed Jan 09, 2013 6:47 pm

Dennis: What's the hold up?
Oz: Nah, I don't think that's one of Merle's. Sounds more like Johnny Cash.

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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by RHill » Wed Jan 09, 2013 9:43 pm

Who's is this bloody sock??

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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by RHill » Wed Jan 09, 2013 9:58 pm

What's roughage?

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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by BombersAway » Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:49 pm

Has that bastard given in yet Dennis?????????
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Post by Hedley Irwin » Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:36 pm

"I'm just saying to Barry there that owning a wife's very similar to owning a dog. Just a pity that one licence costs a hell of a lot more than the other!"
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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Thu Jan 10, 2013 2:00 am

I thought you said your husband wasnt very good with his hands?!
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