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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:22 am

"Can I put these doon here?..."
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Post by Brendan Mulcahy » Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:30 am

Next time divn't stand there like a petrified matador
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Post by Brendan Mulcahy » Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:44 am

I divn't kna you had a porpoise, oh no its a shoe brush
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Post by RHill » Thu Jan 10, 2013 12:26 pm

He gets oot of school at fowa, reet? Neebody meets him. He's got to git the bus.

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Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Thu Jan 10, 2013 12:29 pm

"Er......who are you?..."
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Post by RHill » Thu Jan 10, 2013 12:49 pm

Who's Jean?

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Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Thu Jan 10, 2013 12:51 pm

"I never thought I'd see you fly the white flag in the language war Dennis..."
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Post by RHill » Thu Jan 10, 2013 12:53 pm

Just remember, they need us more than we need them!

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Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Thu Jan 10, 2013 3:10 pm

"Theres nee need to coont it man, it's all there....."
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Post by RHill » Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:10 pm

Yes a river!

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Post by RHill » Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:31 pm

Ah CHOCOLATE!!!!

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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:37 pm

Ask the lass man, She'll tell you who i am!

Douglas: oh she will, will she?

Oz: Yes, she will , will she!
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Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Thu Jan 10, 2013 6:43 pm

"Oh I and a suppose where you come from it's candle lit dinners is it and a mug a sherry....."
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Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Thu Jan 10, 2013 6:45 pm

Well judging from all the crap you've got hanging on the walls you're obviously ex-RAF arent you eh..?! When did you get pensioned up then?
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Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:01 pm

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"What is it with you eh?....I mean your nuts ain't ganna gan rusty doon here are they...I mean you've got Spanish boilers, French tarts, German tarts, Swedish tarts, Danish tarts, British tarts.....from Malaga to Gibraltar it's wall to wall totty!..........So why Vicki eh?.......Is it the danger?.....Does the thought of your knees getting shattered give you a great big bonk or sommat?........."
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