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Oz Quotes

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 7:50 pm
by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
"Come on Arthur! Get the door open man! We've only got 1 hour and 59 minutes drinking left!...."

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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 7:51 pm
by AWP Corsa Tim
Ah Bollocks... 'Barry Trying to sleep moaning' ...Ah Double Bollocks!!

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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 7:52 pm
by BombersAway
Its got twin speakers, tape deck, radio! and a little toy telly on the top!!

Re: Oz Quotes

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 7:56 pm
by AWP Corsa Tim
Just looked at topic NAME.. Sorry..

Oz... Aye..., and Donkey Shite to you too pal!

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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:00 pm
by BombersAway
My baby takes the morning train.......she gans to graft and back agen!!

Re: Oz Quotes

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:01 pm
by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
I thought it would be good to have a section for each character, so we don't have a mass of topics listed....

Re: Oz Quotes

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:01 pm
by AWP Corsa Tim
Ive got a raging thirst!

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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:02 pm
by BombersAway
I've met this Eric. Canny lad, for an Eric

Re: Oz Quotes

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:03 pm
by BombersAway
Oz: Mind you, it might only be a darts match, but us British have still got to try and hammer these Germans.
Wayne: What for?
Oz: 'Cos they're the bastards that bombed me granny.

Re: Oz Quotes

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:05 pm
by BombersAway
I'll tell you one thing, mate. Sex is in its infancy in Gateshead!!

Re: Oz Quotes

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:07 pm
by BombersAway
Aye nice darts Barry. One in the five, one in the four and one in the wall!

Re: Oz Quotes

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:29 pm
by BombersAway
Spurs.... you can tell man!

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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:29 pm
by BombersAway
"Dearest Brenda, Weather fine Knocking shop Fantastic"

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Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:31 pm
by BombersAway
Rule Britannia, marmalade and jam,. Five Chinese crackers up your arsehole ...

Re: Oz Quotes

Posted: Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:33 pm
by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet
"Do you want this trowel in your gob lad?...."