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Re: Wayne Quotes

Post by Hedley Irwin » Tue Jan 08, 2013 11:37 pm

Been in here had he?
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Post by poxeymoxey » Tue Jan 08, 2013 11:53 pm

All over me like a cheap coat they were.
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Post by Hedley Irwin » Wed Jan 09, 2013 12:00 am

I'm off on the pull. Anyone got a lasso?
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Post by RHill » Wed Jan 09, 2013 9:27 pm

Naffin Geordie Mafia!

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Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Wed Jan 09, 2013 9:38 pm

before I was married I'd have jumped those two by Newport Pagnell!
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Post by poxeymoxey » Wed Jan 09, 2013 9:52 pm

What do I want ginseng for when I can get a magical root from 3 gin and oranges!
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Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Thu Jan 10, 2013 2:03 am

We're getting in this early we may as well have not gone to bed!
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Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:26 am

"Well, now that you ain't shaving your spots will go away.....but no one will notice, cause you ain't shaving......pity..."
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Post by Brendan Mulcahy » Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:25 am

wall meet again
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Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Thu Jan 10, 2013 1:53 pm

"Got anymore a them pies squire..?"
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Re: Wayne Quotes

Post by Hallwood » Thu Jan 10, 2013 2:10 pm

Ah wouldn't jump a mate's bird, not at two in the afternoon.

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Re: Wayne Quotes

Post by RHill » Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:22 pm

I call it poetical justice.

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Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:41 pm

Only when the lads have a ball!
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Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:52 pm

"Oh no Den....when I was here before, there was a 3 piece suite, and a lovely cocktail cabinet....." :lol:
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Re: Wayne Quotes

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Thu Jan 10, 2013 5:10 pm

So what does she do.. Gives you the Spanish Archer!

You what?

El Bow!!
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