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Re: Wayne Quotes

Post by Hallwood » Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:30 pm

This place reminds me very much of my gaff in Tilbury; 'cept you ain't got the pong from the lino factory 'ere.

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Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:46 pm

You'll lose a bit of face if you do that mate, cause that would make you a Stool Pigeon would'nt it!!
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Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Fri Jan 11, 2013 12:06 pm

"Hey!....slags nothing...."
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Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Fri Jan 11, 2013 8:19 pm

"Sound like a bleeding handbag...."
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Re: Wayne Quotes

Post by Gaffer » Fri Jan 11, 2013 9:27 pm

Bomber's daughter's turned up, and between me you and the gatepost, she a right piece of jailbait!
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Who the heck are the pharomone's!

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Post by BombersAway » Fri Jan 11, 2013 9:48 pm

Barry does your house boast a bog yet??
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Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:55 pm

Cheap at half the price son!
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Post by RHill » Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:33 pm

"All thanks to Barry the radish and his delivery bike"

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Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Thu Jan 17, 2013 6:39 pm

Obviously a graduate of the John McEnroe School of charm and deportment..
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Post by HerrPfister » Thu Jan 24, 2013 12:16 pm

'What a gastronomic feast we have ahead of us. Tea & Bread.'
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Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Thu Jan 24, 2013 9:25 pm

Hazel: Cake?

Wayne: I wont say no..
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Re: Wayne Quotes

Post by HerrPfister » Fri Jan 25, 2013 1:09 pm

Hazel : Yoo've always been very close to Barry. He told me what you used to get up to in Germany, visting museums on his motorbike
Wayne (bemused) : Yeah ... yeah ... I miss that ...
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Re: Wayne Quotes

Post by Big baz » Fri Jan 25, 2013 9:57 pm

For future reference you must be bloody joking
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Re: Wayne Quotes

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Fri Jan 25, 2013 10:48 pm

'Eya, d'ya want one of these...'
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Re: Wayne Quotes

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"For future reference.. You must be bloody joking!"
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