Auf Wiedersehen, Pet

Posted: **Thu Nov 26, 2015 8:15 pm**

"Don't be daft mate, we're fit enough, come on."

Posted: **Fri Nov 27, 2015 9:38 pm**

Forgot me razor..

Posted: **Sat Nov 28, 2015 10:23 am**

Yeah we all are love

Posted: **Mon Dec 28, 2015 5:59 pm**

Ere, Barry can give you a lift on his bi...where is Barry?

Posted: **Thu Dec 31, 2015 1:35 pm**

i cant promise that son!

Posted: **Thu Jan 07, 2016 9:43 pm**

Now then, which cologne is guaranteed to send your average Scandinavian nymph into a frenzy...?

Posted: **Sun Jan 10, 2016 3:17 pm**

Well I declare as they say in the trade!

Posted: **Mon Jan 11, 2016 8:19 pm**

Well i declare as they say in the trade!

Posted: **Fri Jan 15, 2016 12:27 pm**

Look, don't take umbridge, I just don't think you'd fancy her

Posted: **Thu Feb 11, 2016 9:29 am**

i just bleedin got here havent i

Posted: **Sun Feb 14, 2016 7:09 pm**

Allo my son!

Posted: **Thu Feb 25, 2016 7:56 pm**

I dont know, some naff cafe up the M1..

Posted: **Fri Mar 11, 2016 4:38 pm**

Er, s'cuse me sir.......

Posted: **Fri Jan 13, 2017 6:02 pm**

Think it's Wayne who coins the phrase

You radish Barry

So simple so acurate and cutting. Loved it

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