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Re: Wayne Quotes

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Fri Mar 08, 2013 6:30 pm

Why do you get friggin engaged then?
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Re: Wayne Quotes

Post by Hedley Irwin » Fri Mar 08, 2013 8:48 pm

Well, now you aint shaving they'll disappear wont they! Only no-one will now. Cos you aint shaving
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Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Sat Mar 09, 2013 3:51 pm

Ello Mon Capiton.. Thought you said you spent Sundays at home with your family eh! :lol:
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Post by Tracy » Sun Mar 10, 2013 12:00 am

To her. As does my heart.
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Post by totti » Sun Mar 10, 2013 4:50 pm

What is he a blimmer or somefin.
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Post by Tracy » Mon Mar 11, 2013 11:34 pm

Jump ! Jump 'em and leave 'em right ?! Now thats the difference see !
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Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Thu Mar 14, 2013 3:24 pm

Then a whole new battalion comes over the hill!
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Re: Wayne Quotes

Post by Tracy » Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:30 pm

Your bloody bike has been leaking petrol all over my home ya idiot !
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Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:06 am

Alright girls! You need a ride?
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Re: Wayne Quotes

Post by Tracy » Fri Mar 15, 2013 10:51 pm

Like Marks & Sparks or Neville and Lotte.
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Re: Wayne Quotes

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Sat Mar 16, 2013 10:26 am

Barry, there's other topic's of conversation besides German building sites, right!
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Re: Wayne Quotes

Post by totti » Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:13 pm

I don't go in mob-handed like the rest of the lads. All they do is talk about it....by the time they've worked up the nerve to do something, they're all too incapable.
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Re: Wayne Quotes

Post by HerrPfister » Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:15 pm

Wayne : Na na, count me out, 'cos i'm out every night aren't I?
Barry : You're not out tonight.
Wayne : Yeah, well, tonight's an exception innit?
Barry : You weren't out Tuesday, either.
Wayne : Well that was another exception weren't it?
Barry : You were here Monday too.
Wayne : Another exception.
Barry : A lot of bloody exceptions, Wayne!

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Re: Wayne Quotes

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Sun Mar 17, 2013 12:24 pm

Sorry son, it was meant for him! (To Trev)
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Re: Wayne Quotes

Post by cbe21ok » Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:37 am

one mans ceiling is another mans floor!!!

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