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Dennis Quotes

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:05 pm

He was only gan for a Tandoori Chicken!!
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Re: Dennis Quotes

Post by BombersAway » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:28 pm

'Did you take woodwork at school?'
'Yes, but...'
'Then your a Carpenter!'
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Re: Dennis Quotes

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Tue Jan 08, 2013 8:33 pm

"Barry..........Piss Off!...."
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Post by RHill » Tue Jan 08, 2013 11:14 pm

Prick!

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Post by RHill » Tue Jan 08, 2013 11:16 pm

WHY DON'T YOU TWO JUST BUGGER OFF MAN!!

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Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Tue Jan 08, 2013 11:16 pm

Well i was gonna get pissed, care to join me?!
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Post by RHill » Tue Jan 08, 2013 11:17 pm

Banana Bloody Rama

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Post by Gaffer » Tue Jan 08, 2013 11:24 pm

Morning Papillon
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Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Tue Jan 08, 2013 11:26 pm

Which one's the best Hut, Bomber??
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Post by RHill » Tue Jan 08, 2013 11:30 pm

No breaking wind, unless it's underneath the sheets.

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Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Tue Jan 08, 2013 11:32 pm

When Bomber's daughter comes in the hut, Neville starts taking his trousers off..

Dennis: NEVILLE!!! :lol:
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Re: Dennis Quotes

Post by Hedley Irwin » Tue Jan 08, 2013 11:44 pm

It obviously doesn't give a rats
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I need some slippers, and some soap

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Re: Dennis Quotes

Post by RHill » Wed Jan 09, 2013 12:54 am

You mean a woman brickie?

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Re: Dennis Quotes

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Wed Jan 09, 2013 12:55 am

Look until i hear of my gaffer everyone just keeps working ok..
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Re: Dennis Quotes

Post by RHill » Wed Jan 09, 2013 1:00 am

IT BASTARD SHOULD!! :twisted:

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