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Re: Moxey Quotes

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Wed Jan 09, 2013 5:57 pm

"Iiiiiiiiiiittts fffree now...."
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Post by RHill » Wed Jan 09, 2013 9:34 pm

Wet it with her tongue did she?

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Post by poxeymoxey » Wed Jan 09, 2013 10:42 pm

Anyone got a match, I'll set fire to this bastard!
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Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Thu Jan 10, 2013 2:03 am

Marriage..? Sheer bloody lunacy!!
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Post by Brendan Mulcahy » Thu Jan 10, 2013 9:38 am

"Can I take some drinks out to my kids?"
"Sure as long as you bring the glasses back, what will it be? Lemonade Coke?"
"No 5 pints of Bitter"
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Post by RHill » Thu Jan 10, 2013 12:51 pm

Ay like Retrievers.

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Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Thu Jan 10, 2013 3:19 pm

"Oh aye.....you were happy enough to drink a bottle and half of his brandy!...."
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Post by RHill » Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:21 pm

I'm not a well man (achoo)

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Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Thu Jan 10, 2013 4:42 pm

Ive been in recently, like last week recently..
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Post by RHill » Thu Jan 10, 2013 10:59 pm

That wasn't a compliment, Barry.

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Post by BombersAway » Sat Jan 12, 2013 11:46 pm

Anyone want some pork scratchings??
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Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Mon Jan 14, 2013 6:51 pm

They know with me its Psychological rather than a c,c,c,c Criminal Tendancy!
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Post by RHill » Tue Jan 15, 2013 6:42 pm

"If I wasn't sick, I would have you outside by now"

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Re: Moxey Quotes

Post by Tracy » Wed Jan 16, 2013 8:04 pm

"We certainly dont have an import licence for depraived filth !"
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Re: Moxey Quotes

Post by RHill » Thu Jan 17, 2013 3:31 pm

"OZZZZ!!! IT WASN'T MY FAULT!"

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