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I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!

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Re: I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!

Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Wed Nov 11, 2015 6:10 pm

Waste of time? They had Shaun Ryder trying to stop a snake biting him by threatening it and swearing at it :lol:

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Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Wed Nov 11, 2015 6:11 pm

Says it all!!
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Post by aid9 » Sun Nov 15, 2015 4:14 pm

Take it or leave it for me, Cannot stand Shite factor or Britains got talent though, "I am singing this my cat who died last week, Whats new pussycat?" to get the sympathy vote from the sad acts who watch it.

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Post by Barley mow » Sun Nov 15, 2015 4:20 pm

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet wrote:She's called Yvette! (Fielding)
:lol: has she got one of those let's fool around hair-do's?

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Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Mon Nov 16, 2015 6:40 pm

Susannah Constatine grew up in Knipton home of 'The little village store' and 'Harry's boozer' to name just a few! She might have even been the girl on the horse in Cowboys.....
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Post by Lou » Thu Nov 26, 2015 4:35 pm

Lady C. She's no duchess is she! Although she has a refined accent and wears pearls.
Classic put down to Brian last night deserved full marks I thought, "you're so full of shit that if you had an enema you'd disappear !" Nice one !
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Re: I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!

Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Thu Nov 26, 2015 6:26 pm

She's great telly. I'm on her side as well, I think shes in the right most of the time. Hadley and Bannatyne have ganged up on her cos their noses are out of joint that there's someone in there who's more refined, cultured and 'senior' to them. They're acting typical of the way the aspirational middle classes act around truly posh people. All the plebs in there dont seem to mind her (or didnt, til last night) but Hadley/Bannatyne hated her from the start cos of the 'respect' she was getting.

Was funny when she called Bannatyne a "vain old goat" who was desperate for attention. Totally kebabed him on live TV :lol:

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Post by Lou » Thu Nov 26, 2015 7:21 pm

Very interesting this you know..... I read an article about it once in the naked ape.
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Re: I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!

Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Tue Dec 01, 2015 10:30 pm

I dropped my potato in my lemonade....

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Re: I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!

Post by Lou » Wed Dec 02, 2015 4:15 pm

That "Vicki" bird(whoever she is) is a good laugh though. Reminds me of a female version of Oz.
When she told ant and Dec last nite she was "sweating her tits off"
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Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Wed Dec 02, 2015 6:11 pm

Trouble with her and that Fearne bird is they do reality shows for a living so they know how to play the game. I've not seen her before but apparently she's usually a right cow!

Shame the mad old crone has gone though, she was winding them all right up. Gonna be a boring run in to the final now :(

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Post by Lou » Wed Dec 02, 2015 10:19 pm

I know I liked the old hag. She spoke her mind and I think a lot of the others are scared to in case they get voted off. I reckon the old trout would have lasted till the end and maybe even won the whole thing.
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Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Wed Dec 02, 2015 11:04 pm

I heard a rumour the producers engineered her exit cos they were terrified she'd make it to the final four and then refuse to do that water slide game they always do and screw up another episode :lol:

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Re: I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!

Post by Lou » Sun Dec 06, 2015 4:15 pm

Vicki
Fearne
George
Who will win?
I'm going for George of the jungle
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Re: I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!

Post by Lou » Sun Dec 06, 2015 10:37 pm

I am boycotting this programme from now on. After the spider murder I went upstairs and complained to itv.
I was disgusted with the vile killing of that spider and I'll never watch this programme again.
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