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Too much fuel in the pile! SCHEISSE!

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Fri Sep 16, 2016 8:06 pm

God this is amusing!

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Post by Tracy » Sat Sep 17, 2016 1:27 am

Computor says "No." :(
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Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Sat Sep 17, 2016 8:06 am

So it does! SCHEISSE!
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Post by Lou » Sat Sep 17, 2016 3:26 pm

Mine too!
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Post by Hedley Irwin » Sat Sep 17, 2016 10:34 pm

Well, that was a short lived pleasure!
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Post by Breaking Away » Sun Sep 18, 2016 3:24 am

Job done. Well done son.
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Post by Tracy » Sun Sep 18, 2016 9:06 am

:lol: Moxey's paradise !
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Post by Lou » Sun Sep 18, 2016 10:03 am

Scheisse indeed!
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Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Sun Sep 18, 2016 10:07 am

She says 'Schnell!....' but no 'Raus!....'
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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet wrote:She says 'Schnell!....' but no 'Raus!....'
Schnell is quick isn't it? From what I can remember from German lessons at school.( when I bothered going, like)
Can't think what raus is
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Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Sun Sep 18, 2016 5:01 pm

Out
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Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Thu Sep 22, 2016 7:30 pm

Video removed Squire.. Violating terms of service it said.. Was it really bad or something?
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Post by Lou » Fri Sep 23, 2016 8:15 am

Bloody hell, you cant do anything nowadays can you. There's always someone standing on the cliff edge waiting to stamp on your fingers. Maybe someone's sticking pins into a Lee Barratt doll.......
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Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Fri Sep 23, 2016 6:07 pm

It was a pile of what looked like tissue paper and this crazy Jorman obviously poured a load of fuel of some description on it. On lighting a piece of paper and throwing it into the pile very carefully, it explodes and goes all over the garden creating a huge firery mess! His wife goes mental!
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