Aufpet cryptic crossword (without the crossword...)

[Tracy]

Sour grapes?

I toyed with that too but cant recall it being said in Pet! This is a goodun though Hedley, I'm enjoying trying to crack it (unsuccessfully)

Lovin this, wish I could get my head around it enough to play. But just a thought, doesn't Oz say, "Ah that's just sour grapes man Neville ..." ?

[Lou]

I thought he said it too tracy

[Hedley Irwin]

Berwick on Tweed?

[Musta bin Elbowed]

and it is a port.

That's the logic I used for Southampton. Didnt get me naewhere

[Musta bin Elbowed]

Berwick on Tweed?

This has gotta be right. 'Berry con tweed'

[Lou]

Berwick on Tweed?

This has gotta be right. 'Berry con tweed'

Aye! That's it musta! Off ye gan!

[Hedley Irwin]

Pay for entrance, with nothing missing.

[Musta bin Elbowed]

Fiona? (long shot)

[Musta bin Elbowed]

Chargehand?

[Musta bin Elbowed]

Pay for entrance

Wages for sex?

[Hedley Irwin]

In the words of Roy Walker "it's good, but it's not right"

[Musta bin Elbowed]

Wages intact?

[Lou]

No idea, can we have a clue.........

[Hedley Irwin]

It's one word, and comes from Series 2.

[Lou]

Ticketeeboo?