Forcibly Ejected from the Premises

[Lou]

[Auf Wiedersehen, Pet]

Well this soon escalated!

[Hedley Irwin]

I always wondered what our Lou would look like unwrapped

[rodoz]

This is terrible, thrown out for that! We all know you're a classy bird with high standards of personal behavior.
Fancy coming to the opera with me, i've got tickets for Carmen. We can scoff snacks loudly, slurp ice cream, whistle along to the tunes we know, it'll be terrif!
Put yer posh frock on (low cut at front for easy flash) and bring yer big hand bag to smuggle drink in with.
We'll knock em bandy.

[Lou]

Sounds splendid darling!
Rounded off with a curry.......the classic quartet!

[Lou]

I have been out before, you know!

[rodoz]

I have been out before, you know!

Aye, and I bet it's always a good laugh

[Tracy]

'From Cougar to Pussycat.' It was Lou's big night out afterall.
Lou went to see Take That,
on the promise she'd not be a brat.
But singing the hits
and flashing her tits,
saw forcible ejection - no tit for tat !

[Breaking Away]

Tracy, this is serious!

[rodoz]

I think Trev should drive Lou home after the opera

[Hedley Irwin]

She prefers a BMW to the back of moy boyk

[Lou]

'From Cougar to Pussycat.' It was Lou's big night out afterall.
Lou went to see Take That,
on the promise she'd not be a brat.
But singing the hits
and flashing her tits,
saw forcible ejection - no tit for tat !

[Lou]

Yes it's true, there's no such thing for me as a quiet night out......