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Forcibly Ejected from the Premises

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Re: Forcibly Ejected from the Premises

Post by Lou » Wed May 10, 2017 7:06 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Forcibly Ejected from the Premises

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Wed May 10, 2017 7:45 pm

Well this soon escalated!
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Re: Forcibly Ejected from the Premises

Post by Hedley Irwin » Thu May 11, 2017 6:06 am

:oops: I always wondered what our Lou would look like unwrapped
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Re: Forcibly Ejected from the Premises

Post by rodoz » Thu May 11, 2017 10:23 am

This is terrible, thrown out for that! We all know you're a classy bird with high standards of personal behavior.
Fancy coming to the opera with me, i've got tickets for Carmen. We can scoff snacks loudly, slurp ice cream, whistle along to the tunes we know, it'll be terrif!
Put yer posh frock on (low cut at front for easy flash) and bring yer big hand bag to smuggle drink in with.
We'll knock em bandy. :lol:

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Re: Forcibly Ejected from the Premises

Post by Lou » Thu May 11, 2017 2:04 pm

Sounds splendid darling!
Rounded off with a curry.......the classic quartet! :lol:
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Re: Forcibly Ejected from the Premises

Post by Lou » Thu May 11, 2017 2:24 pm

I have been out before, you know!
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Re: Forcibly Ejected from the Premises

Post by rodoz » Thu May 11, 2017 3:28 pm

Lou wrote:
Thu May 11, 2017 2:24 pm
I have been out before, you know!
Aye, and I bet it's always a good laugh :D

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Re: Forcibly Ejected from the Premises

Post by Tracy » Thu May 11, 2017 5:44 pm

'From Cougar to Pussycat.' It was Lou's big night out afterall.
Lou went to see Take That,
on the promise she'd not be a brat.
But singing the hits
and flashing her tits,
saw forcible ejection - no tit for tat ! :shock:
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Re: Forcibly Ejected from the Premises

Post by Breaking Away » Thu May 11, 2017 6:07 pm

Tracy, this is serious!
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Re: Forcibly Ejected from the Premises

Post by rodoz » Thu May 11, 2017 6:55 pm

I think Trev should drive Lou home after the opera

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Re: Forcibly Ejected from the Premises

Post by Hedley Irwin » Thu May 11, 2017 11:15 pm

She prefers a BMW to the back of moy boyk
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Re: Forcibly Ejected from the Premises

Post by Lou » Fri May 12, 2017 3:56 pm

Tracy wrote:
Thu May 11, 2017 5:44 pm
'From Cougar to Pussycat.' It was Lou's big night out afterall.
Lou went to see Take That,
on the promise she'd not be a brat.
But singing the hits
and flashing her tits,
saw forcible ejection - no tit for tat ! :shock:
DL :lol:
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Re: Forcibly Ejected from the Premises

Post by Lou » Fri May 12, 2017 3:59 pm

Yes it's true, there's no such thing for me as a quiet night out......
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