This is terrible, thrown out for that! We all know you're a classy bird with high standards of personal behavior.
Fancy coming to the opera with me, i've got tickets for Carmen. We can scoff snacks loudly, slurp ice cream, whistle along to the tunes we know, it'll be terrif!
Put yer posh frock on (low cut at front for easy flash) and bring yer big hand bag to smuggle drink in with.
We'll knock em bandy.
