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by Si » Mon Sep 16, 2013 8:57 pm
Rik Mayall and Ade Edmondson. Legends!
Time for quotes, profanities, clips and downright bottom burping, bollock bashing, frying-pan twatting violence!
Where better to start than a bit of Vyv's brilliant mind
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by LeeW » Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:54 pm
Hands up who likes me.
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by LeeW » Mon Sep 16, 2013 9:58 pm
Cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes
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by AlreetPal » Mon Sep 16, 2013 10:04 pm
Superb scene that, and the one where he chops he finger off.
Shut ya yak will ya man, you snivelling little git.
We're sophisticated blokes us, ya know.
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by Si » Mon Sep 16, 2013 10:11 pm
LeeW wrote: Cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes cornflakes
That'll never win.
Only nine words.
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by Tracy » Mon Sep 16, 2013 10:11 pm
Now we know where Vicki learnt to play chess !
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by Si » Mon Sep 16, 2013 10:13 pm
Pollution.
All around.
Sometimes up,
Sometimes Down.
But always...around.
Pollution.
Are you coming to my town?
Or am I coming to yours?
Ha.
We're on different buses, pollution.
But we're both using petrol.
Bombs.
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by LeeW » Mon Sep 16, 2013 10:44 pm
Corn..flakes.
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by redandwhiterob » Mon Sep 16, 2013 10:51 pm
When it comes down to it there's only me and Kieth Floyd left
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by RHill » Mon Sep 16, 2013 11:25 pm
I was gutted to hear that the BBC had turned down the script for a fourth series of Bottom. Love to know why!
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by LeeW » Mon Sep 16, 2013 11:34 pm
Because it was arse.
D'ya geddit?
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by AlreetPal » Tue Sep 17, 2013 8:23 am
redandwhiterob wrote: When it comes down to it there's only me and Kieth Floyd left
Shut ya yak will ya man, you snivelling little git.
We're sophisticated blokes us, ya know.