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Father Ted

Post by HerrPfister » Wed Oct 02, 2013 9:14 pm

Didn't talk 'Pet' in real life today, but I got in a Father Ted quote;

I work in a bookshop & there was a nun in (browsing the sci-fi section, no less), so quick as a flash I turned to my colleague, Chris, & said in my best Irish accent* :

"It's great having a nun about, isn't it? Gives the place a touch of glamour."

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(*which is not particularly good, I must confess)
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Re: Father Ted

Post by RHill » Fri Oct 04, 2013 1:19 am

Loved that show. I think my favourite line is..

Mrs Doyle: "Pat was wondering if he could put his massive tool in my box!"
Ted: "WHAT? How dare you!!"

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Re: Father Ted

Post by HerrPfister » Fri Oct 04, 2013 6:41 am

'I think we should stay away from that whole area of being in love with the Horse...'

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Re: Father Ted

Post by Breaking Away » Fri Oct 04, 2013 8:17 am

That money was just resting in my account
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Re: Father Ted

Post by RHill » Fri Oct 04, 2013 7:07 pm

Mastermind subject is 'Father Ted' on BBC2 right now.

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Re: Father Ted

Post by HerrPfister » Sat Oct 05, 2013 9:32 am

RHill wrote:Mastermind subject is 'Father Ted' on BBC2 right now.
Ah feck. Missed it. I'll get it up on the Iplayer later.

'That would be an ecumenical matter'
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Re: Father Ted

Post by Hallwood » Thu Oct 10, 2013 1:40 pm

"What would you say to a cup of tea, Father?"
"Feck off, cup!"

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Re: Father Ted

Post by Magowan » Thu Dec 05, 2013 4:23 pm

"Hello, Len."
"Don't call me Len, you little p#$ck! I'm a bishop."
"Are you now? Well done."
GET BAAAAAAAACK!

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