Talking Pet In Real Life

[Breaking Away]

Makes a change...

[Tracy]

Your boomerang wont come back !

[Lou]

I used to think New Zealand was in Australia and Hong Kong was in China and Madagascar and Timbuktu and Kuala Lumpur were made up places! Needless to say I failed my geography exam...

[Auf Wiedersehen, Pet]

I used to think Edinburgh was in Norfolk.

[Hallwood]

I used to think Scandinavia was a country.

[Lou]

Had a quiet day at work today so husband took me out for lunch. He said, go on, have one more gin, so I said, ee, Beattie ,this young man's trying to get me drunk!

[Sandro Gadgie]

I managed one the other day when watching the football on the telly at my brother's. As soon as the half time whistle went i said "Get the percolator on..."

[Oz's sweaty pits]

I'm new on here but regularly when I'm bored I get the missus wound up more and more until she says "what's your problem today?"
I reply with "I just can't be myself, when I'm with you". I even sing it sometimes

[Hallwood]

I was on a train earlier and two other passengers were playing Pontoon. One said "twist again" and I couldn't help but say "like we did last summer".

[Trevor]

Was talking to a work colleague about holidays this year and said that I was going to Wales. Couldn't resist adding, where men are men.... and sheep get nervous.

Not quite the Falklands, but it seemed to fit!

[Musta bin Elbowed]

My missus (a non Pet-watcher) inadvertently Aufed me last night. She was making fudge and told me it's just two ingredients: "Chocolate and condensed milk".