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Talking Pet In Real Life

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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Breaking Away » Mon Oct 22, 2018 6:38 am

Makes a change...
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Tracy » Mon Oct 22, 2018 8:45 pm

Your boomerang wont come back !
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Lou » Wed Oct 24, 2018 9:05 pm

I used to think New Zealand was in Australia and Hong Kong was in China and Madagascar and Timbuktu and Kuala Lumpur were made up places! Needless to say I failed my geography exam...
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Wed Oct 24, 2018 9:05 pm

I used to think Edinburgh was in Norfolk.
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Hallwood » Thu Oct 25, 2018 3:48 pm

I used to think Scandinavia was a country.

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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Lou » Thu Oct 25, 2018 4:10 pm

Had a quiet day at work today so husband took me out for lunch. He said, go on, have one more gin, so I said, ee, Beattie ,this young man's trying to get me drunk!
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Sandro Gadgie » Fri Nov 16, 2018 3:15 pm

I managed one the other day when watching the football on the telly at my brother's. As soon as the half time whistle went i said "Get the percolator on..."

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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Oz's sweaty pits » Sun Mar 21, 2021 7:32 pm

I'm new on here but regularly when I'm bored I get the missus wound up more and more until she says "what's your problem today?"
I reply with "I just can't be myself, when I'm with you". I even sing it sometimes 😆

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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Hallwood » Sat May 01, 2021 10:13 am

I was on a train earlier and two other passengers were playing Pontoon. One said "twist again" and I couldn't help but say "like we did last summer".

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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Trevor » Tue May 10, 2022 7:38 pm

Was talking to a work colleague about holidays this year and said that I was going to Wales. Couldn't resist adding, where men are men.... and sheep get nervous.

Not quite the Falklands, but it seemed to fit!

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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Sun May 15, 2022 9:37 pm

My missus (a non Pet-watcher) inadvertently Aufed me last night. She was making fudge and told me it's just two ingredients: "Chocolate and condensed milk".

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