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Things you've learned from watching Aufpet
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Things you've learned from watching Aufpet
(Cant seem to find a similar thread so starting one here....)
In continental Europe, they do not know what a spirit level is. Consequently many of their walls are not plumb.
In continental Europe, they do not know what a spirit level is. Consequently many of their walls are not plumb.
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Germany is not as bitter as where we come from.
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Sex is in its infancy in Gateshead.
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In England, you can't get a good storyline with plenty of humping.
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How to seduce a trout into joining you for supper. Just like with a woman, reelly 


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Pheromones...
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The term 'Jerrybuilt' is a Biblical one. Comes from the account of the Walls of Jericho collapsing. Must have been built by a Jorman firm ! Crap quality, sub standard !

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They have the wheelclamp in Spain, and it's known as the Catalan clog

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the Vikings landed in England at Newcastle, & invented the Geordie dialect before mekking their way sooth, raping, looting & pillaging...

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It goes boom titty, boom titty, boom titty, boom titty, boom titty, boom titty, bo bo boom !

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Collect your lottery winnings BEFORE going out boating with the lads

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