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Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by HerrPfister » Tue Oct 29, 2013 2:02 pm

That Hazel prefers a BMW to the back of Trevor's bike.

Strange lass...
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by Hedley Irwin » Tue Oct 29, 2013 2:16 pm

It's considered unusual to rob a payroll wagon and want to continue working for a living. To want to do so probably has something to do with being Northern and eating lots of Hovis.
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by terryleather » Tue Oct 29, 2013 2:30 pm

Never trust a journo who pays for the brandy and looks like a young David Moyes.
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Tue Oct 29, 2013 3:22 pm

That 80's BMW's could really shift..
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by terryleather » Tue Oct 29, 2013 3:46 pm

That I've had a schoolboy crush on Lesley St John for 28 years.
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Tue Oct 29, 2013 4:01 pm

That Motorway services seemed less busy.. in the 80's at least..
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by terryleather » Tue Oct 29, 2013 4:16 pm

Newcastle boozers could afford a full-sized snooker table but didn't bother about putting down some decent carpet.
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by terryleather » Tue Oct 29, 2013 4:51 pm

When you're on the run from the law you need to know what sort of "drum" you're looking for.
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by Ping Pong Pippa » Tue Oct 29, 2013 6:43 pm

Szechuan cuisine is a little bit spicier than Cantonese.

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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by terryleather » Tue Oct 29, 2013 7:30 pm

If you're a 16yr-old girl(Tracey) you can travel alone from Bristol to Dusseldorf, crossing several border checks, without anyone asking questions.
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Tue Oct 29, 2013 7:38 pm

If you date a girl from a Dry Cleaners in South Gosforth, she will have a very refined accent and you will never go short of coat hangers.
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by terryleather » Tue Oct 29, 2013 7:54 pm

If you go shopping for clothes in Newcastle,some poncy mincer will stare at you like you're trying to rob the gaff.
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by AhhBrenda » Tue Oct 29, 2013 8:42 pm

That I do not know where fishguard is ?

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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by Tracy » Tue Oct 29, 2013 8:52 pm

Wolverhampton is not a stopping off point on the way to Fishguard even if you are bursting for a pee !
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by AhhBrenda » Tue Oct 29, 2013 8:53 pm

Tracy wrote:Wolverhampton is not a stopping off point on the way to Fishguard even if you are bursting for a pee !
Thats the jobby.

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