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Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Tue Nov 05, 2013 4:18 pm

Facts.. hmm.. That Thornely Manor had a big back garden you could play Golf in..
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by AlreetPal » Tue Nov 05, 2013 5:32 pm

Pippa wasn't interested in ping-pong.
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Tue Nov 05, 2013 5:54 pm

Marjorie was humping half of Tyneside while Oz's back was turned.

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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by terryleather » Tue Nov 05, 2013 6:00 pm

She wasn't so shy about blagging lifts off strange-looking blokes(Wayne) she'd just met outside some service station, with a highly dubious promise of a free lift to Fishguard.
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

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Nobody voted for yellow
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

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Johnny Giles played for Leeds and Eire
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by Ally Frasers clubs » Tue Nov 05, 2013 11:37 pm

That "everyones got to be somewhere ... sir"
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

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Barry can't play darts
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Wed Nov 06, 2013 9:35 am

That Baz prefers to keep quiet, unless he has to talk..
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by HerrPfister » Wed Nov 06, 2013 2:25 pm

What Democracy is.
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by AlreetPal » Wed Nov 06, 2013 3:34 pm

The lads favourite bacon is 'best back'.
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Wed Nov 06, 2013 6:44 pm

Native American medicine men have an obsession with global interest rates.

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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Wed Nov 06, 2013 6:46 pm

Dennis has a 'penchant' for the upmarket ladies.

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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Sat Nov 09, 2013 3:29 pm

That Oz hates Supermarkets..
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by HerrPfister » Sat Nov 09, 2013 8:58 pm

That Neville likes the ladies more than most.
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