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Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Tue May 12, 2015 4:29 pm

Oz is totally irresponsible and it has to be said.

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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by Lou » Wed May 13, 2015 4:56 pm

When buying bacon, always get equal amounts of smoked and unsmoked, to save arguments
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by Lou » Wed May 13, 2015 7:03 pm

That you don't need money to enjoy yourself, the best things in life are free!
(Especially when you're sitting on a topless beach in Marbella)
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by Hedley Irwin » Wed May 13, 2015 7:23 pm

Roderick Mann was a columnist in the Sunday Express
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Wed May 13, 2015 8:07 pm

Oz, Moxey and Barry did not have an import licence for depraved filth

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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by Lou » Thu May 14, 2015 8:51 am

That dimmers are unreliable and dangerous.
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by Lou » Thu May 14, 2015 8:59 am

That a man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by Lou » Thu May 14, 2015 9:06 am

That Wayne is ruled by Nobs Law
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by Lou » Thu May 14, 2015 9:12 am

That on Thursdays, you get a lot of footballers in Tuxedo Junction.
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by GeordieMaffia » Thu May 14, 2015 10:28 am

That the press should be informed should Barry decide to grow a beard.

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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by staveley » Thu May 14, 2015 8:00 pm

That Rupert Brook was not a London crook

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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by GatesheadRevisited » Thu May 14, 2015 10:32 pm

Oz has never appeared in an antiperspirant commercial!

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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by Lou » Fri May 15, 2015 11:32 am

That if you are ever in Spain and are approached by a photographer offering to take a picture of you which will end up on a plate, say NO!
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by BarryTaylor » Sun May 17, 2015 10:00 am

Lou wrote:That dimmers are unreliable and dangerous.
Whilst it was funny to see Barry get a little shock from the dimmer switch, it always felt odd to me that Nev, a brickie, was telling Barry, the electrician, about dimmer switches.
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Re: Things you've learned from watching Aufpet

Post by Lou » Wed May 20, 2015 3:25 pm

That swanning around the Mediterranean on millionaire playboy yachts, sipping champagne and scuba diving is not real.
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